Actually, I don't stand up much except to exercise or walk the dog. Mostly I lie curled up in the fetal position. Exposing my crack -- uh, staff -- uh, well no way out of this one, eh?
I knew it was you immediately as the last time I heard the term "barking mad" was last week when I had tea with the Queen. She told me I was barking mad just becuase I asked if I could wear her stupid tiara instead of the cheap knock-off MH gave me.
What a cheek, eh?
DAM...u spotted me!!! I thought i got away with that.... well off i go to have a much needed shave to de-flea myself.... (walks away scratching backside) :0)
Thanks chrissy! :0)
Paxi-baby.....you know better....and I've told you before to stay away from that crack. Tsk, tsk. :0) Oh, wait a minute...I guess I shoulda said, "Paxi-SIR" since I'm supposed to respect my elders and what not. You need my chair? You shouldn't be standing for long periods of time at your age.
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I believe that would be howling mad, according to my crack technical research staff.
If WE'RE barking mad..............why were YOU howlin' at the moon last night?
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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Well, as a matter of fact, dearest Julie, of COURSE the lot of us is mad.....that's why we were chosen to lead the group---lol.
Now, I'm not sure if that is a compliment or if I should be afraid....VERY afraid.
Off topic...does anyone know how long one can wear a tiara before suffering from some kind of skin condition?
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LOL...your all barking mad the lot of ya.....LOL
Somehow I missed your wee post hiding amongst the others! A slacker, eh? Just remember how much time I had to spend keeping your arse out of trouble! And I see the teaching was all for naught!
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Get your lazy butt back on the forum.........don't forget, I know where you live!
Greenlydia
a/ka The Red Queen
1) To cj. You, without a doubt, are Larry
2) To nursegirl. We are SO on the same page about cj!
3) nursegirl. cj got one of those hats with the little gizmachies and bells.
4) cj. You win a loaf of bread for even knowing about "nyuck nyuck!"
5) nursegirl. Your arse is MINE, girlfriend! I am old, but fleet of foot. I shall give you a head start.
5) Paxiled the Elder has ridden to save my honor on his trusty steed. (Which is now exhausted, but they have little blue pills for that nowadays!)
Where's MrGreen with his smart-arse remark? I'm sure he'll be along. (I think he was lunching with the Leprechauns)
Oh, that was an unkind cut to us elders, nursegirl. Grew up with them, myself.
LOL!!!!!
Meanwhile, out of the 3 of us, I believe only lydia is old enough to actually remember them.
runs.....
nyuck nyuck! (running around on the floor)
(must go adjust the tiara before I reply to lydia's post)
does
cj
have
a
tiara
too?
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Welcome aboard! Which stooge am I??
In our pre-CL therapy sessions, we had long chats about exposing our whirlies and our gigs. Did NONE of those lessons sink in? Must we have a refresher course? We also went over the "wearing of the tiara," and I see you FINALLY have yours on properly! Only after a certain period of time may one wear their tirar at a "rakish" angle...........which is not so much a style but the end result of beating our heads against brick walls. (Don't worry, MH buys them in bulk!)
In our next scheduled therapy session, we will be discussing the "purple flower" nightmare syndrome, overcoming the "delete tab phobia" and how to say "mia culpa" in 49 different languages.
So, with great warnth and open arms, I welcome you aboard the "Titanic!"
With the three stooges at the helm, we need fear no icebergs in OUR path!
Full steam ahead.
Warmly,
Greenlydia
Is my whirlygig showing again?
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Im not usually this free with my whirly...or my gig for that matter.
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Nursegirl has a whirlygig, nursegirl has a whirlygig.
Im sure you will do just as well as Lydia and CJ, whom both give great advice. :0)