Am I pregnate?

Question

I looked in my virginia and its real red and swollen, dont ask me how I no Im jus real nimble, ok? Anyways my boyfriend and me were foolin around and it came close but I just dun no how close you no? Cause we was real drunk and I cant remember but anyways Im sure I am because I feel kinda sic and all and I cant remember when my last time of the month was but I think it was like 4 months ago? Oh and we were swiming in the pool and we both had our bathing suits on and all but I've heard sperm is real hardly, like you no? So am I?????

Linzola1 · Answer

LOL Thats fantastic!

April2 · Answer

Hey, I'm almost out of Cocoa Puffs! Anybody else got any?

Jade59 · Answer

LOL!!!  You all are hilarious!!!

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peekawho · Answer

Sure!     Don't ask what happens if you eat Raisin Bran.  Its not pretty.

adgal · Answer

What happens if all you like is Cheerio's....does that mean it's twins?

April2 · Answer

Well, I heard if you eat Cocoa Puffs you'll have a boy and if you eat Fruit Loops you'll have a girl so I'm sticking with that!

AnnieBrooke · Answer

It means you will have a Cleanup in Aisle Three.

April2 · Answer

Oooo, Cocoa Puffs!!! My favorite!!! Does that mean I'll have a boy? :D

peekawho · Answer

Oh, April!  I had NO IDEA these issues were going on in your life!!!!! 

*shakes head*

Its a familiar story.  We've all had things like this going on in our lives at one time or another.  

Here's what you do.  Wait about 5 more months, and if you are at the grocery store and a baby pops out while you are trying to decide between Cocoa Puffs and Fruit Loops, then YOU WERE PREGNANT!   It never fails!  Its 100% accurate!!

Then you can sell your story to TLC, and get on that I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS PREGNANTE show.

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