I'm purrrrrrrring...
Thank you so much!
btw, Loreena just took my seat yesterday - hope she won't get used to.
Poor one,I need time for making a better pillow to her - but she loves sleeping inside the bathroom sink,instead of her box bed...
Found a site you girls- and boys,Pip is here :-) will like.
My email boxes are full of things I copied from there -my pen drive got "sick "and its not saving stuff anymore.I even having to count with those 'prehistoric' disquettes...
Here it goes:
www.catquotes.com/
Thanks for all those quotes, Apple. They all made me smile - twice :) This last one of yours, FurballsMom, speaks to my heart the most since after a mere 4yrs, I finally got Jade her own bed so *I* can now have the best seat in the living room, lol...
I miss PK too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those are all so funny. I have one more to add. Just one...
"For the best seat in the house, you will have to move the cat." --unknown
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
- Unknown
My cats are God I treat them better than my other half! They will always come Joint first with my baby when he gets here! For now they are number one! :)...
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I didnt type that, just copied and pasted,I wont have time or mood for :-) Thats why some were accidentally post twice, and since we cannot edit stuff here...
Pip, loved the danish one in the original language.Maybe I should learn Danish some day - after learning German??
EN hus uden en kat er den hjem i en afskum. - Dansk mundheld
(A house without a cat is the home of a scoundrel. - Danish saying)
(related by a friend at work, something his grandmother used to say)
Oh you did alot of typing there Apple, thx for sharing.....all the insights into the world of this marvelous creature called a CAT...no wonder we all love them so much!!
ZQ, I MISS her too!
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LOL......just a few, huh????? =)
Love the quotes!!!!
I miss PK!! =(
sorry some were pasted twice by accident :(
Got some more.Not sure if some are already listed above:
"In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats." - English Proverb
"To please himself only, the cat purrs." - Irish Proverb
"It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens that what ever you say to them, they always purr." - Lewis Carroll (English Writer)
"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence." - Will Cuppy (American Writer)
"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." - Edward Paley (1786-1847)
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose." - Garrison Keillor
"One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night." - Margaret Mead
"Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach." - Old English saying
"A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world." - Irish Legend
"There are no ordinary cats." - Colette
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain
"Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one." - Thomas Fuller
"If a cat did not put a firm paw down now and then, how could his human remain possessed." - Winifred Carriere
"How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!" - Theophile Gautier
"Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of." - Sir Walter Scott
"Cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter without confinement and love without penalties." - W. L. George
"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind." - Cleveland Amory (from: The CAT Who Came For Christmas)
"The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life." - Carl Van Vechten
"There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten." - Jules Champfleury
"Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves." - Mary Wilkins
"Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses." - John Weitz
"A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do." - Bill Adler
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
"I am in favour of animal rights as well as human rights. That is the way of a whole human being." - Abraham Lincoln
"Some cats are blind and stone deaf but ain't no cat wuz ever dumb." - Anthony Henderson Euwer
"Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use." - Mark Twain
"A home without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat, may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove its title?" - Mark Twain
"If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then a cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air." - Doris Lessing
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat." - Jules Reynard
"Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat." - Emile Auguste Chartier
"I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
"A cat can purr its way out of anything." - Donna McCrohan
""There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic!" - Unknown
"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?" - Eleanor H. Porter
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - Unknown
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown
"To bathe a cat requires brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction... and a cat. The last ingredient is the hardest to come by." - Stephen Baker
""God made the cat in order to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger." - Unknown
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Unknown
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Unknown
"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul." - Jean Cocteau
"A meow massages the heart." - Stuart McMillan
"If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favourite cat, they, too, would purr." - Martin Buxbaum
"The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world." - Lynn M. Osband
"Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything." - Hank Ketchum
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
"Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives." - Stephen Baker
"A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not." - Ernest Hemingway
"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat." - Tay Hohoff
"Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them." - Jim Davis
"If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favourite cat, they, too, would purr." - Martin Buxbaum
"The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world." - Lynn M. Osband
"Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything." - Hank Ketchum
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hahahaha you are right Sarah......
Dogs have owners...Cats have staff
Thanks, PK. Very amusing :)
I have a little cartoon on my fridge from Real Life Adventures. Dog is sitting with a distessed look on it's face and cat is sleeping. They each have a balloon over their heads with their thoughts.
The dog is thinking, "They haven't petted me in three minutes. I wonder if they still love me?"
The cat is thinking, "Nobody better come over here and try and pet me. I'm all curled up here."
heh heh....these are very humorous. I thought I'd post something other than sad stuff. So, enjoy :)
says it all doesn't it??................lol