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New Years Resolutions Poll

Savas normally makes a New Year's Resolution not to make any New Year's Resolutions.

This is, of course, because Savas feels he is just so bloody perfect in every way that any change to himself would be a HUGE disappointment to the human race, causing possible mass depression and suicide to all.

(*sigh*... sometimes I'm so good I just don't know what to DO with myself.)

:->

THAT being said, I have thought up some potentially useful resolutions that could be interesting.



So... here are the choices:

A: Resolve to have less cats...and a large cat-skinned rug.

B: resolve to have MORE cats...but get a large Burmese Mountain Dog that enjoys a steady diet of...cats.

C: Resolve to brush cats non-stop to prove that cats are really made of loose fur...and if brushed long enough, they WILL disappear (the "How many licks to the center of a tootsie roll pop?" Hypothesis).

D: Do "C" and use the large quantity of loose, brushed out fur to build one giant SUPER CAT with which I plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Sooooo... which do you think would be the appropriate New Year's Resolution for a Savas to make? :->



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228686 tn?1211554707
It looks like super cat is the winner. Stay tuned to your local new stations for reports of Super-Cat rampaging through lower Manhattan...(ominous music)
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203342 tn?1328737207
Hmm, C sounds interesting. I'd like to prove that theory too. I think D is already in the making, though. Our cats have been planning this for some time. They're a whole lot smarter than you give them credit for.
Sakura has been practicing stake outs and observation. She's gotten really good at hiding out in some pretty high places to watch what's going on.
She's been training hard lately. She's pretty embarrassed at her knocking the tree over! She says Skunkie is just jealous because Sakura can climb higher than her!  
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365714 tn?1292199108
We need someone with a great "Aww" factor. Waldo's just the "man" for the job.  Sahib's good at biting toes.
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587315 tn?1333552783
I don't know guys-Sahib could wind up sabotaging the world domination plans.  We need more low key, secretive cats.  Skunkie has also "voiced" her concerns over that trouble-maker tree climbing Sakura!!  LOL
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460185 tn?1326077772
IP and A are hoping Savas's cats join the Cats for World Domination cartel.  Heard MJ's cats are good spies who can work undercover  = )




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365714 tn?1292199108
I mean seriously I wouldn't mind you testing "C" out on Waldo ande keeping the fur. I swear he must be nothing but loose hair...
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365714 tn?1292199108
Super cat!  My cats want to join in the action, lol.
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495284 tn?1333894042
S is cloning in the basement as we speak!!!!!
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460185 tn?1326077772
Your cat can join the rest of the MH cats in achieving world domination.  Is he good with explosives?  lol


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