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874521 tn?1424116797

To ALL non Pet owners who visit

To pacify you my dear Cats I have posted this on my front Door.

To all non pet owners who visit and like to complain about my Cats.
1. they live here you don't
2. if you don't want the hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture
3. I like my cats alot better than I like most people
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, they are an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy and walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

remember in many ways our pets are better than kids because...
1. eat less
2. don't ask for money or the car
3. are easier to train
4. normally come when called
5. don't hand our with drug-using friends
6. don't smoke or drink
7. don't wear your clothes
8. don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college
and finally.....If they get pregnant, we can SELL their children

hope you all get a laugh.
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541150 tn?1306033843
Oh my God this is so funny and true. I needed a good laugh today. Thank you hon, for posting this. It's an adorable way of letting people know we LOVE our pets and if they don't like it they know where to go :)
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242912 tn?1402543492
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Hahaha...thanks, Opus, I Did get a good laugh.  I especially like the part where we can sell their children...funny!
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681148 tn?1437661591
LOL  
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535822 tn?1443976780
oh Its great, thank you I need a dose of animals this week ,
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740516 tn?1360942486
Nice one,Opus! :-)
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Fantastic! LOVE IT!!!
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AMEN! Thats what I say! I asked for them did I ask for you ! You go girl!
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1270125 tn?1271198377
LOL That is so true.Thanks for the laugh.Have a good night. :)
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506791 tn?1439842983
That is funny!
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oh that is so great i love that, i have 2 dogs and we just rescued a female cat almost a year ago so i really appreciate the humor
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1297562 tn?1273699737
Thats great! Love it! Animals are SOO much better than people!!
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