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DON"T BLAME YOUR PENIS!!

How many men have looked in despair at their equipment and wanted to shout "why are you not ten inches long?!!!, why don't you have the strength and dexterity of my middle finger?!!!, why do you climax so quickly?!!!
Well long suffering penis owners please don't blame your penis.....
Many less advanced species have a penis bone (bacula, baculum) which allows them to bonk all night long.
Sounds great, right?
Penis bones can get broken (OUCH!!) and a permanent boner whilst great for the ego kinda gets in the way.
In the jungle its risky bonking all night long,  the pre-occupied lovers might get eaten by a predator.
Mother nature was sketching designs for her latest and most improved creation, humans.
Her priority was survival, procreation of the species. FUN was not on her wishlist AT ALL.
She figured an erectile penis was unbreakable and if man could climax quickly spilling a lot of semen into his lady efficiently that would get her pregnant and he only needed a three inch penis to inject semen.
A quick bonk was a safe bonk!
Cavemen rarely lived beyond their 30's so they didn't need to worry about the dreaded droop that afflicts so many over 40's males.
Mother nature figured she did her job well. Mankind bred like rabbits.
So men if you own a three inch penis that gets hard for the ten seconds it takes to enter your lady before exploding spectacularly then, however unfashionable that may be in the modern world its what your penis  was designed to do.
Your penis can't understand the bad press he and his brothers get, he's doing his job so if you don't like what you were given write to mother nature cos its HER fault!

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Good on you for sticking by your 2 inch guy!, many would not!
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5jb
I hear you, for real, but my partner has ablout 2" its hard but I love him
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80052 tn?1550343332
+1 :-)
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