Spontaneous Clearance of Zits

[jmjm530]

Does anyone here know the likelihood of a married couple living together both having spontaneous clearance of chronic zits without treatment? I'm very interested to see some numbers on that

Also do u think nose rubbing could be a means of zit transmission among Alaskan Natives?

Lastly, does anyone know if juicing will help?

I have evidence on zits that will blow your mind or at least give you hives.

[nygirl7]

Jim it's pretty easy -

Go to http://www.juiceforzits.com and you'll find all the relevant information on page 52.

[jmjm530]

I dont care if you dont take me seriously I have PROOF that zits come from outer space as do all Alaskan Natives

[Trinity4]

I have heard many times that if a certain type of "juice" which from a male perspective might be considered "out of this world" is rubbed over the zits, spontaneous clearance does occur.

[jmjm530]

I told you not to post to me anymore but as long as you want to talk dirty that's OK :)

[DoubleDose]

I think that the 2006 study by Dr. Phlegm clearly indicated that the zits go into a state of
zitteremission, and reside behind the eyeballs and at the base of the tongue, (in a miniaturized, minimalist state)  on a long term basis, never to re-emerge again.  These are now referred to as a durable, or sustained zit response (SZR), and only if the wrong vegetable and fruit juices are mixed and consumed, after a long and debilitating illness, or after bad sex, could there be a relapse of the zits.  In this case though, they generally appear on the tip of the nose, and are easily removed by the blender blades.  Just don't place nose too far into the machine though.  You could end up getting a Sustained Nasal Response.  That one won't re-emerge again, though!

The other study, in 2005, by Dr. Zitoutsky demonstrated similar results, except that when the zits disappeared, the sometimes re-emerged, after binge eating episodes, in the refrigerator, in the butter dish.

Happy holiday!

DoubleDose

[jmjm530]

If you're referring to the very questionable occult/persistent Zit studies (rumor is that they sometimes count freckles by mistake)  you probably already know that my Zit doctors -- the very best in the world -- disagree.

-- Jim

[jmjm530]

And a happy holiday to you as well as everyone else still around!

[R Glass]

I actually cured both of my parent’s chronic zits by juicing Dung Beatles.
I will probably not post any more until I have Documented Proof in about a week.

[can-do-man]

Ice cream CURES hcv, (just ask nygirl), ice cream cures zits, who didn't have zits when they were young and don't now??? I bet they ate icecream. As a matter of fact icecream cures everything. Anybody thats been cured of anything, i bet in their life they ate icecream.

Many flavors to choose from, many ways to eat it, many things to add to it. (whip cream is just not for bedroom fun you know). You might say, Hmmm, i bet hes pushing icecream for his own personel gain!!! Well your right cando needs the money. So remember this holiday weekend eat icecream.

[CoWriter]

"they generally appear on the tip of the nose"

I've seen a few cases.  It's called "Pinocchio syndrome".... very difficult to treat.

[Marcia2202]

Finally a intelligent discussion with valuable information!!! It has been a long time since we have had this many well researched and well phrased comments on the forum.

Marcia

P.S. I would like to add that I personally prefer the dung beetle juice from beetles from the Kalahari region. They make a tastier juice and are more potent.

[can-do-man]

While some here promise proof, i say "wheres the beef". While many here promise  "Documented Proof" I have it. Just search icecream and hcv on this site and you will see where many here promoting icecream are HCV cured, and yes i mean cured. I think studys will show that long term icecream use sustains svr in 99.999% of all cases.

As for "Dung Beatles"........ Well their just full of sh.t

cando

[HCA]

Reported case among Australian aboriginals-study by Klutsky and Deludo,Dermatology Monthly,April 1979.
Recommended further investigation.
So don't try telling me it can't happen.

[IAmTheWalrus]

Don't laugh! I PERSONALLY KNOW someone whose boss's sister-in-law had a cousin that participated in the original dung beetle juicing study. See "WWW.ClkMoukNumumbo.KalahariDungBeetleFarms.Com".

I'll post the proof as soon as the smell clears out of the kitchen (getting ready for the Friday Night application).

Have a great weekend!

[bandman54]

too funny.
bandman

[kickboxingmom]

One juicer for sale, used but still works.
Blender, some of the blades have white stain, but that's from juicing.
I'll take them say's the couple.Paid $5.00
Blended and juiced and got quite healthy.
Yes, I do think it was the zitz that oh spontaniousy hmmm
Alaskan nose rubbing ask meki she has allergys.
What was he question? I'll be back in a week and tell you the answers.I have proof.
Yammt

[Xenigma]

I have evidence on zits that will blow your mind or at least give you hives.
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Would you mind posting that evidence?...
I haven't had a good, itchy case of hives
since 2002.  BTW- Beet juice is excellent to dab on them.
Not only does it quell the itchies, it give you a beautiful
red hue

[Bobby1952]

  I have always found the best way to get rid of Zits is to pop them between both forfingers and let the puss splatter on the bathroom mirror. This way the next person using the bathroom can see how hygenic you have been.
   That white stuff can kill you. So its good to get it out of your system as soon as possible.

[R Glass]

“I would like to add that I personally prefer the dung beetle juice from beetles from the Kalahari region. They make a tastier juice and are more potent”

That could very well be but, the Dung Beatles from South Louisiana have the highest Nutrition ratings.
We call it Dung Beatle Juice Lite. Taste Great and is Less Filling.

[Marcia2202]

I have not tried that brand, yet. Where would I be able to purchase it? A link would be highly appreciated, as i am highly interested in obtaining the best on the market.

I really do not want to ruin my bathroom mirror, as the above mentioned procedure may leave acidic stains from the beetintron and beetavirin combo.

[kickboxingmom]

Is that what is on my blender?Acidic stains ? Nevermind, I sold it.I will be back with proof, as soon as I get the acidic stuff proof.I think I am going to write a book and have it published.To many secrets on this thread.You'll see my name on the book.

ym maT

[Marcia2202]

Do you think that there would be any chance of me being mentioned in your book? Just a little dedication maybe.... I would be so thankful for that... I could give you my secret recipe for the dung juice and you could use it in the book. All I want is for you to mention me in the book, so I can be famous like Master Chang who was abducted by the aliens. I'm getting really desperate here... Please???

[Trinity4]

Don't forget the Doctors notations and history of the patients and what they attribute the clearance to.  Initial bloodwork including enzyme levels, geno type, viral load, biopsy, you know, the usual tests done when a person has chronic hepc.  Also, you never answered my post as to why the clinic is not treating all their patients with your juicing cure.  You made history at a renowned liver clinic and they certainly must have their opinion on how this cure happened.  You must provide very precise information Matt, because that is what any liver specialist or GI will have on file.

[can-do-man]

How about "dung juice" over "icecream"?

A dunge sundae