I told this one once but I really like this one. I called my doctor, said "doc, I think my wife has Aids or Alzhiemers, what should i do?". He said to take her way out in the boonies and drop her off. If she finds her way back...don`t fuq her!!!
That was really really great.I really love it
Loved all of them...
marcia
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the
back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away
from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years
gator that was so mean but i am still laughing...ya can always tell the ones with the sick sense of humor....love it
My buddy got a call from the ER, doctor said "get down here, your wife`s been in a terrible accident". He rushes to the ER, doctor sits him down and says " it`s bad, real bad. She has lost control of her bowels, her bladder. You`ll have to clean her and wipe her constantly. She`s..." My buddy burst out "oh God no". The doctor stopped him and said " Oh I`m just messin with ya, she`s dead"