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489725 tn?1280052553

JUST SOMETHING TO PONDER???fun????

hi all  here's something's to ponder add some of your own if u wish to confuse us all

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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620923 tn?1452915648
if someone can clear this one up...

a soldier when injured  or is reported about , is one troop....y isn't it one soldier?

I always thought I belonged to a girl scout troop( troop = many)

which is it?
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489725 tn?1280052553
  i like all of those

heres another    
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

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640829 tn?1230996060
Ha ha ha! Very funny..
I esp. liked this one " Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!" :P
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Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?

I never could understand this one!
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393419 tn?1228447393
~Why do we have hot water heaters?  If the water's hot, why do we need to heat it?
~Why do we park in a driveway & frive on a parkway?
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549511 tn?1271775930
Why do red cows give white milk when they only eat green grass?
How come Koala's are always drunk when they dont drink achohol?
Actually they dont drink at all !
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Avatar universal
Very cute!
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