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Never Cheat on a Hillbilly Woman



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In West Virginia a hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vise and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.  Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.  The banged up hillbilly was terrified and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'  The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer.. You do whatever you want.'
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711224 tn?1344771687
OMG I wish Outotown could see this!!! LMAO!!!
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145992 tn?1341345074
Lmfao.....that was hysterical.
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LMFAO!!!! That was a good one!
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363281 tn?1643235611
LOL, oh my gosh.
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Avatar universal
What happened to the "2 wrongs don't make a right"....lol!

Yikes...wouldn't want to be in his skin!!!  Frightening!!!

:-*
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HAHA love it!
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784382 tn?1376931040
lmao.... thats freaking great!!!
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518031 tn?1295575374
Now that's just wrong !!!!!!!!!!
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495284 tn?1333894042
LMAO!!!!
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