What is the WORST or Most BIZARRE Christmas Present you have received or given?

[cowgirlnerd]

I know I have gotten and given some real doozies for gifts through the years.  What are some of the most bizarre or odd things you have given or have received through the years (non-gag gift) - come on, keep it clean!

For example, my Mom gave me a toy chest when I was little that looked like a coffin - I swear.   It scared the **** out of me and refused to put my dolls in it.  She is always giving weird things - like last year, she gave me an antique (I love antiques) CHAMBER POT - in other words, a toilet that people used before plumbing.  Just the can part of it that they carried the poo out to dump it.  

[alikat1205]

a former co-worker of mine had a husband who would give her the craziest gifts, and she loved the heck out of that man, because she would laugh her head off, whereas it would have made me insane! anyway, one of the gifts i remember he gave her was a SHOWER CAP -- yes, a shower cap! we all laughed about it for months, but if it was my husband, i wouldn't be laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cowgirlnerd]

My oldest son's father gave me HALF of a 2-pack DVD pack one time.  He wanted the Armegedon movie so I got the other one - a shootem up which I never would have wanted, but the wrapper was still on it to see it was half of the package.    Of course, he used to get my son things that he wanted, too, like remote control cars when he was 2.....  

[Quinns momma]

My husband gave me a laser pointer so I could play with my cat.  

[margypops]

An out board for my husbands boat,also some really horrible cheap perfume one year from my brother , Violets or something, mind you he was only 10 years old

[kiddthekatt]

This is an easy one. 5 years ago we had Christmas with hubby's family. We had a Chinese Christmas because there were over 100 people there. Of all things to choose, I picked up a small box, it was heavy, I figured maybe chocolate. It was a dam 7 in one wrench for working on vehicles!! And of course no one else wanted it and I got stuck with it. So, from that day on we have Christmas at home. Never did find out who bought it............................