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Good little laugh to end the day!

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for
that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific
and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time.  Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied..........

'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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505751 tn?1225032462
Thanks for the laugh!!! I needed it.
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405614 tn?1329144114
Ha ha ha ha hee hee hee!

thanks!
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