i.M LAUGHING SO HARD MY STOMACH HURTS...OM MY...YOU'RE EVIL, CRUEL, MAKING ME LAUGH - NOW I'M WHEEZING. WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL THE ER DOCTOR WHEN HE ASKS WHAT TRIGGERED THE WHEEZING. i WAS READING ABOUT SOME WOMAN WHO GLUED HER HOO-HA TOGETHER. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE PSYCH CONSULT THEY WILL SURELY REQUEST.
OH, MY, NOT FAIR!
I'LL GET YOU BACK, JUST WAIT!!!
Q
Every time I "cackle" while on the computer, my teenage son yells from the other room "I DON'T want to HEARRRR it!!!"
So tonight I just gasped and shut my eyes and had tears in them.
This was a riot!!
Suzanne
HOLLY **** THAT WAS SO VERY FUNNY.
THANKS REALLY NEED THAT. I HAVE
NOT LAUGH LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME.
ACTUALLY I CAN'T STOP NOW. LOL LOL
KITT
ROFLMAO About halfway threw the article i just busted up in tears laughing, My key board got wet and i couldnt see to wipe it off, as soon as i was able to compose myself i went back to finish reading the rest and still couldnt compose myself. that has to be about the funniest thing i have ever read. Im gonna print it for a friend of mine she will love it. Thanks for the laugh it was a real treat. Gollie
I laughed so hard I wet my pants!! Thanks so much for brightening up my night!
Elaine
Thanks for letting me know that it wasn't my warped sense of humor that found this so funny. I personally almost fell off the chair. I'm glad it brought smiles to your faces although wheezing and wetting pants wasn't quite what I had in mind. haha The laughter and tears from laughter yes!
Quix I am waiting in anticipation.
Moki
HAHAHAHAHAHA.... Now I know what I'm NOT going to try....HAHAHAHHA
glad it came off all right...thanks for the laugh..
andie
How wonderful to make us laugh this hard! I too had tears in my eyes. Good ones for a change. We all need laughter, on of the best medicines. Thank you, thank you, thank you....Maggie
This is halarious. What a great laugh...I am sure everyone can use a laugh like that everday.
We have missed you, Mok. Hope you'll be posting regularly soon.
Big ((((HUGS)))))
heather
Thanks for the great laugh!!!
Happy Valentines!
Elizabeth
Hahaha!!!
So, you think this is funny, hmmm???? Well, in retrospect, I guess I didn't suffer QUITE so severely, the first time I waxed, but, I've only talked about it a couple of times in the last 20 years I've been waxing. lol
I had done my lower legs a few times, and thought to myself, "Self? How hard can it be to do my bikini line. After all, I've 'mastered' the leg area. Right?" Wow, was I wrong.
There are directions you need to pull the wax strip, especially in, er, 'looser skin' areas. The leg skin is pretty tight, but, the bikini area?????.......
So, I apply the strip, give it a rub, and RIPPPPPPPPPPP////////////////////////!!!!!!]&**%###
The hair was mostly gone, and the strip wasn't stuck to my skin, or anything, but, for weeks, I had the reminder, a very large, excessively bruised area, far larger than the bloody wax strip to begin with. In summer, vacation time, sigh. People assumed I had been having, er, overzealous relations with my male friend.
It's been over twenty years, I am now a veteran wax strip user. I vowed to master them, and I must say, I would never go back to shaving. But for any novice users? Go to the salon the first time, and pay very, very, VERY close attention to all the steps, from application to removal. Saves explaining the big hickey like thing in your lower regions, and the delicate walking.
Tee Hee
Erica
Well, I was not only amused, and led to ponderings of days gone by, I was inspired. So, off to the bathroom I ventured, out came the wax strips, and, here I am. All ready for summer wear. Legs, underarms and bikini clear. Now, where's summer under all those feet of snow out there??????????????????????
HAHA
Erica
Thanks! I laughed out loud! That was the most hilarious thing I've read in a while. Sounds like something that would have happened to me in my younger years. Thank God it didn't, though!!!!
I copied it and sent it to some friends, I'm sure they will laugh out loud too.
doni
Moki
Too funny !! I was laughing so hard I could barely see from the tears and then choked on my own spit . So here I sat , laughing my *** off, while gasping for air . What a buzz ... thanks .
I'm going to send this off to my sister , she'll love it.
Jo
Moki
This was so funny it deserves a repeat .. Especially now .. I know some forum members could use a good laugh , ... You included ..
Bump Bump Bump
Jo
PS my sister loved it and sent it off to all her friends... Love ya Moki
Thanks soooo much this was hillarious and I absolutely loved it I am copying and pasting to all my friends right now!
Love you guys!
Kristin
I can't believe I read this whole thing!
ABSOLUTELY HISTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP BUMPED UP....
Awwwwww come on guys! You scared to read it? Or, just scared to comment!
LOL!!!!!!!!
I think I'm a little of both HOLY **** but funny as all heck thanks for the laugh But you owe me a new key pad for blowing my water out of my mouth all over it from laughing so hard lol
Cowboy
Thank you
I have not cried with laughter like that for a long time.
I was laughing so much my husband starts to laugh with me (but he had not read the post at that time).
WELL DONE for making so many people laugh and who ever she was I thank her for sharing her story.
I read this earlier and I was too hysterical to write a reply to this. It killed me!!!! I laughed so hard, couldn't breathe, and I think I pulled a muscle somewhere, my side hurt so bad afterwards... I, too, have fell peril to the "Easy do it yourself wax kits" and to spare details, I will say just this. "The Brazilian Wax kit is not as easy as it says on the box" hehehe I will never do that again.
This was great!!!!
Love Ya Guys,
Ada
Gawd! Laughing and laughing till I cried. Had to wipe my eyes so I could keep reading.
I am SO sending this to my female friends!
Thank you.
Sally
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! Ok, so I too laughed so hard the entire way through... I had to stop half-way to catch my breath!!!
Thanks for bumping it up- I got my laugh for the day, and a warning too, the first time I shall be VERY careful!!!
~Sunnytoday~
It strikes me that this would make a nice Health Page if laughter is indeed the best medicine. Why not have a giggle up there under TREATMENTS? What a surprise it would be to the downtrodden, but unsuspecting reader!
Q :))
I haven't laughed that hard in...............Well, I honestly can't remember when!!!!!!!! That was one of the funniest things I have ever read! I cried real tears, I haven't seen real tears since this whole dry eye thing started!!!!!!!!! I have to copy this down and share it with my sisters and friends!!!! I was feeling down tonight, over a personal matter, but now I feel good!! LAUGHTER REALLY IS THE BEST MEDICINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Santana~