thoughts i have right now lol

[pertykitty]

i thought id lighten the mood. i want to share a few thoughts i have had today and you are welcome to do the same! it can be anything random and about anything at all.  here we go!

1. i cant drink for a very long time and i really want a great buzz right now lol
2. i wonder if this baby will come early like the others or stick it out a bit longer.
3. wish sex drive would kick in. poor poor dh lol.
4. if chocolate has milk and cream, doesnt that make it a food group?
5. if i name my baby macy, will i always think of the store or the bold and the beautiful?

[Victoria01]

1. My due date falls on Easter. Does that mean the Easter Bunny is going to deliver him????

2. If number one is yes, do I still get candy in my basket? :)

3. If one and two are yes, do I have to share the chocolate bunnies? hmmmm....

[rubyinparadise]

1. When the baby feels like he's trying to kick his way out of my arse, does he realize he's going the wrong way?

2. Does this mean he will be born completely lacking a sense of direction, like his mother?

3. Does this bode poorly for natural childbirth? Hmm....

4. Am I the only one here who is a complete horndog ever since I got pregnant??

5. Chocolate IS a food group, that's not even a question.

[prevatt77]

You girls are fuuny...you all had me cracking up.

Also, don't think you all have sex once the baby comes either....poor Ray and Gavin just turned "1" LOL!!!!

[limpet]

1. I cant wait to have a drink
2. I wonder if I will have another 10 pounder
3. OK so I will only admit some things on this site - my drive is out of control but I have a DH that is terrified of hurting the baby. I told him if he was able to touch the baby then we would have a lot more children by now!!!!!!
4. I ate an entire bag of M&M's this week - and not the small bag!!!
5. I miss my dad and am so blessed to be due with a son on his birthday that we are naming after him - Jack


Pertykitty - this was fun thanks for the post.

Victoria01 - I also live in FL and have been doing the snow dance all day :)

[momafter14yrs]

funny funny ha! ha!

[Courtcoop]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adgal]

Sex...yeah, I remember that sort of...if memory serves me that had something to do with my current situation.....and to think all this time I have been crediting the OPK's, preseed and HPT's......yep, pretty sure sex was a part of that somewhere.....

[sue68]

You know that MC  Hammer song : "Can't touch this ?"  - that's me - my poor dh.  I wonder if they have a forum for deprived husbands.....

Love that baby oil quip - ha ha ha ha !  

Forget about Tiger Woods - who cares to hear how his mistresses were used/ hurt by him ?  

( In Homer Simpson voice : ) Cho-coooo-laaate...thanks alot , now I have to go get a piece.

[Juliaschill]

1. How come you ladies made me pi$$ myself laughing!
2.I don't remember what sex also, so why am I pregnant again
3. I want to be Mrs. Chocolate!
4. What causes brain farts?
5. Can I have a reality TV with 10 kids?

[adgal]

Ok, so I'm not very creative these days, but Pamela's post reminded me of another question....been wondering this for awhile.  

I have gone from a B cup to a D cup...can I keep them???  minus the veins of course..lol

[PamelaBee]

lol...
1.  Will my breasts ever stop dragging on the floor from breastfeeding?
2.  If olive oil comes from an olive, where does baby oil come from?
3.  Why does it take 5 minutes to gain 10lbs and 5mos to lose it?
4.  Does anyone really give a sh@t about Tiger Woods?

[Victoria01]

One more....does anyone know why that posted twice?? ROFL

[Victoria01]

1. Does anyone ever wonder what baby is thinking about in there when they feel like they are trying to kick there way out?

2. I can't remember what sex is...DH must be miserable, LOL

3. Chocolate...mmmm chocolate

4. DH is cooking dinner tonight...I wonder if it is going to be edible ? :)

5. My baby doesn't have a name yet :( I wonder if DH and I will ever decide...

6. I live in Florida...how come it is sooo cold here??? They are actually calling for snow flurries this weekend?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

[Victoria01]

1. Does anyone ever wonder what baby is thinking about in there when they feel like they are trying to kick there way out?

2. I can't remember what sex is...DH must be miserable, LOL

3. Chocolate...mmmm chocolate

4. DH is cooking dinner tonight...I wonder if it is going to be edible ? :)

5. My baby doesn't have a name yet :( I wonder if DH and I will ever decide...

6. I live in Florida...how come it is sooo cold here??? They are actually calling for snow flurries this weekend?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

[pertykitty]

when i was pg with addy (of course dh was on deployment for 6 months) i couldnt keep my hands off of him!!

another thought:
1. if this gas doesnt go away, i may be sent away due to the methane problems we  have. haha
2. if there is dust and nobody sees it, is it really there?
that is it.  i need to make addy nap, and maybe me too!

[adgal]

I'm going to post my thoughts based on yours....

1. I can have a drink in a few weeks....pretty sure 1 will have me on the floor at this point
2. I want to know when this baby is coming...or am I going to be pregnant forever!!
3. Sex????  Really??
4. Don't want to know...take away anything else, but not my chocolate
5. There is a company here called Ryder truck rentals....I am worried about this.....