You know your pregnant when you invite everyone over for a bon fire only to realize how much it ***** with a hot fire and water instead of an ice cold beer. Instead you go to bed early with a bag of oreos. :)
AND you know your pregnant when you're glaring at your boyfriend in anger cuz you're craving lemon heads and he hasn't took you to get em EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T ASKED!!!
That happened to me today too, and right after that i spilled chili beans on my fingers from tipping the bowl, we were at a fast food restaurant when this happened!
you know your preggo when your eating something and another person asks you "was that a pre-pregnancy thing or just now?" or your laying on your side and you start laughing because it feels like the baby is tickling your ribs, but the babys just moving(:
BabyinJuly I actually did that for the first vizd today lol
You cant button your fat jeans anymore!
You know you're pregnant when someone starts chewing gum and you threaten to smack them with the closest object available if they don't spit it out or go somewhere else to chew it.. (this happens daily Lol)
You know you're pregnant when your calm and collective one minute and the second someone blinks, you swear you can hear it and make it out to be the sound of an avalanche and lash out on them... Pregnancy is so fun! Lol
When you'd actually consider pis.sing in the middle of the street xD
When you sneeze and pee your pants.
When you're so tired from not being able to sleep because of pelvic pain that when you wake up in the middle of the night to pee and when you wake up in your bed, you're not sure how you got there.
Your toddler son tells his daddy that mommie eats all the time.
When you throw up in your mouth from acid reflux, and pee in your panties at the same time!
Yu kno yur pregnant wen yu cry because yu can't decide wat flavor hamburger helper yu want for dinner
You know you pregnant when you went to the bathroom an hour ago then gotta go an half hour after that..LOL
You know your pregnant when you can eat a full jar of pickled onions and crave more
When you wake your so up at three in the morning because you wanted waffles only to change your mind for burger king instead....lol
You know you're pregnant when you cry because Asda is shut and you crave jaffa cakes :)
You know know your pregnant when you get a full night sleep and wake up tired enough to take a nap.
Your nauseous and hungry at the same time.
You know your pregnant when your hands and feet look like they belong to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.