Hi Kippy, OK do you shave by any chance, if not tell him if you shave then he needs to, and you will give him a sexy shave.
OK shaving start by getting rid of all the long stuff with a beard trimmer, so to shaving always just shave the way the haoir grows IE downwards and never upwards, reason for this is that you wont get any ingrowing hairs, get that and they really itch, and afterwards just rub in some baby oil, he will love that.
Good Luck
convince him to have some dirty sex .. tie him up .. and trim him down