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A little needed humor.
You have to think about this joke.
A termite walks into a bar and asks," Is the bartender here."
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A loud pounding on the front door awakens a man and his wife at 3:30 A.M. one Sunday morning. The man gets up,goes downstairs, opens the door to see his neighbor Floyd Farnsworth standing there in the pouring rain asking for a push.
"Not a chance Floyd," barks the husband indignantly,"You're obviously intoxicated agzin and it's nearly 4:A.M. Go home for cripes sake. He slams the door and goes back to bed.
"Who was it?" asks the wife.
"Just Floyd asking me for a push," he replies.
"Well, did you help him?"
"No way! He's drunk as a newt and it's pouring out there."
"Well. you've got a short memory!" says the wife,
"Remember three months ago when we broke down on the highway and those two strangers gave you a hand? I think you should help poor Floyd."
Feeling guilty, the husband reluctantly does as he's told. He gets dressed, trudges into the pounding rain and shouts,"Farnsworth are you there?"
"Yeah," comes the slurred reply.
"Do you still need a push?" asks the husband, now soaking wet.
"Oh, please, please," blurts Farnsworth from the dark.
"Okay, where are you then," asks the husband impatiently.
"Over here on the swing!"
A termite walks into a bar and asks," Is the bartender here."
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A loud pounding on the front door awakens a man and his wife at 3:30 A.M. one Sunday morning. The man gets up,goes downstairs, opens the door to see his neighbor Floyd Farnsworth standing there in the pouring rain asking for a push.
"Not a chance Floyd," barks the husband indignantly,"You're obviously intoxicated agzin and it's nearly 4:A.M. Go home for cripes sake. He slams the door and goes back to bed.
"Who was it?" asks the wife.
"Just Floyd asking me for a push," he replies.
"Well, did you help him?"
"No way! He's drunk as a newt and it's pouring out there."
"Well. you've got a short memory!" says the wife,
"Remember three months ago when we broke down on the highway and those two strangers gave you a hand? I think you should help poor Floyd."
Feeling guilty, the husband reluctantly does as he's told. He gets dressed, trudges into the pounding rain and shouts,"Farnsworth are you there?"
"Yeah," comes the slurred reply.
"Do you still need a push?" asks the husband, now soaking wet.
"Oh, please, please," blurts Farnsworth from the dark.
"Okay, where are you then," asks the husband impatiently.
"Over here on the swing!"
We've been worried about you ! Glad to see you back and love your jokes. Hope all goes well with your tests. Keep us update.
COMMUNITY LEADER
I hope the rest of the tests are okay too. You gotta love your wife!!!! She has some good comebacks!!!!!
Had to undergo a series of tests. They even examined my head and couldn't find anything. When I told that to my wife she said, "That figures." I am still waiting the results of some of the tests. As for the other tests, so far so good.
COMMUNITY LEADER
You always have good jokes!!!! We were wondering about you the other day as we hadnt heard anything from you. Glad to see you here. sara
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