Hey My BUTT is NOT that BIG!
BUT... my HORSES is!
I have a compulsion to smell things that are gross. And I blink so much that people comment....my eyes feel raw from it. And I don't always blink both eyes together. It freaks some people out. They wonder what's wrong with me. I wonder what's wrong with me.
I used to take pictures of the odometer on my car when it it xx0000 and I would NEVER smoke in a new care until it reached 1000 miles.
Jim
hmmm...i start out with a few small things an if more join in i share a couple more embrassing things...I still watch sponge Bob, i have not changed the oil in my car in 50,000 miles and it only has 72,000 miles on it , i am obsessed with cleaning door handles and falcets in my house, i clean em atleast 2 times a day with lysol wipes.
This HAS to be THE FUNNIEST post I have EVER read!
I laughed SOOOO hard.. I cried!
Okay.. now confession time! I LOVE to pick my husbands zits and I'm a COUNTER... (I love to COUNT how many ZITS I pick)
And.. I LOVE to HUG my horses butt.. NOT KISS IT... just HUG IT...
CUZ it's BIGGER THAN MINE!
I know this is an old post but it is funny as ****!!!! My boyfriend and I have been falling on the floor laughing our butts off. Nauty you are a trip
Lisa
Jacksonville,FL