Funny things your pets do ?

[allaboutmary]

Sadie my Schnauzer plays peek-a-boo.  I say....I see you....and she covers her eyes with her paws.  It's so freaking cute !  We also play......fall down on your head.... .  She only does this in the bed.  She lays her head down and sticks her butt way up in the air.  She does it on command....fall down on your head.  

Zippy my Rat Terrier must sleep under the covers.  I don't know how she can breath under there. So when I tell her to go to bed and lift the covers .....under she goes and stays there all night.  It's so funny if she hears a noise, She gets up like and looks like a ghost. Scares the **** outta Sadie. lol

[shelby74]

I am not sure if this is a funny thing my pet does...or makes me do.  I have a cat, 22 pounds, he thinks he is the king of the castle.  He is spoiled rotten.  Whenever he is ready to eat...he has to have fresh food added to his bowl or he meows until me or my husband "fluffs" his food into a neat little cylindrical pile.  Then when he is thirsty...he demands that the water from the tub or sink be turned on...he apparently likes fresh. lol  And despite what my husband says...he started this, not me.

[GoingToMakeIt]

At the bank when we go to the drive up. The person usually has dog treats. When we went one day, there were no treats...If looks could kill? Our dog wanted to know where we put it or did we eat it? It was too funny.

[allaboutmary]

Goingtomarket...........LMAO  sounds like you need to carry back up !

Shelby......LOLOL  fluffing food.  Cats always have a way of training their pets. LOL

[flmagi]

MiMi my pit bull does alot of funny things. In the morning or when ever she wakes up, if you say" did you just wake up?" she squints her eyes almost shut and smiles real big. She actually smiles with her mouth closed.
Then she does fancy walking....if you tell her to, she'll walk with a real girly wiggle to her hips.
Also jump-back cookies. Put a cookie on the floor and tell her it's a jump-back cookie, she'll put her nose on it, then jump back. She'll do this a few times before taking the cookie.
I could go on about the things shes does, but I won't.   To cute.
Rocky the Rotty doesn't do to many odd things, except he is bi-lingual. Spanish and english.

[kim715]

My pit bull has a fascination with the basement steps.She loves to sit on them and then have you bang your foot on the floor so she can run real fast up and down them and bark and growl like a lunatic.The kids started calling her 'bat'dog,because when you would say to her go to the basement she would put her ears straight up and she has a black face,so it reminded them of bat man.So now they call the basement the bat cave and if you hum the tune from batman.......You know the da da da da da da BATMAN......she runs like sh!t shot out of a cannon to the basement.
My granddaughter is 17 months old and calls every dog she sees...bat dog.She'll even stand by the basement steps and bang her little foot on the floor so she can hear the dog act like a crazy nut going up and down the steps.

[Jacqui805]

allaboutmary:  LOL  Fall down on your head, lol....I love it.  ..and I hear ya about Zippie..I used to have a cat that slept under the covers like that..I used to worry about him, but he was fine....go figure, I'd be dyin' from heat and claustrophobia alone.

shelby:  LOL...Your cat too?!  We have a female cat about 6 or 7 months old...She RUNS over to her food dish whenever you put in fresh (dry) cat food.  She thinks it's like a treat or something.  She also prefers drinking from the tub or sink.

GTMI:  Dude, I agree that you need BACKUP! lol

flmagi:  Too bad we can't post little video clips, I'd love to see your dog doin' the backup cookie maneuver....

Kim:  Ditto...What a trip!  I'd love to see your dog doin' the Batman run!  

My cat, BabyCat, as we like to call her watches t.v. or movies.  Sometimes she does so with great interest and will go right up to the screen and sit down and watch it..  She also plays fetch.  You throw the ball, the farther the better, and she comes back with it in her mouth and drops it close to you...then she impatiently waits for you to throw it again...It can be hard to get her to stop.

[dominosarah]

When the beagle is hungry and i am ignoring her during her "hunger march" she takes her nose and knocks things over.......I have 3 giraffes that she loves to knock over and they are like dominos......tonight it was the nutcracker, earlier today it was Santa.  She also flips her snoopy bowl all the way thru the kitchen when she is hungry.....

[Jacqui805]

I'll tell ya what my BAD Baby Cat is doing NOW...she's in the bathroom as punishment for her climbing onto my table, picking things up with her paws and FLINGING them across the dining room floor....including a glass dish....She goes up there every night and as soon as my foot hits the floor she bolts for under the dining room table....Good LORD man, who wants a cat?

[allaboutmary]

My dogs also talk to each other.  They get in other rooms in the house and bark back and forth.  It's like I can tell what their saying........Hey I'm in the living room , where are you ?.............I'm in with the old women getting petted.........O.K. I'll meet you in the living room and we can tear up that Christmas teddy bear. ......wait wait she's rubbing my belly.

[snowflake620]

I have a rottie that will help you clear the table I will tell him DONTE  we gotta do dishes and he will get plates off the table and put them in the sink he will also open the cupboards to let my maltese get into the pots and pans and make a rackett or he will open the dorr to the guest bedrooms and let Tulip (maltese) in to tear up stuff and if I ask him if he did it he will make a sound that I swear sounds like the word NO!
snowflake

[troubleinohio]

my shepherd mix is OBSESSED with chasing the light from flashlights! he goes nuts following it. He will claw the floor and bite the floor trying to "catch it". If you make the beam go up on the ceiling or wall, he will jump up on furniture to try and get it and jump so high its a wonder he doesnt break a leg. He also barks like a maniac all the while doing this.  WHen you turn the flashlight off, he will sit and just STARE at it forever, wanting you to turn it on again lol  

I also used to have a sheperd that was smart as helll and when you asked her if she wantd to go for a walk,  she'd run over to the endtable and PULL THE DRAWER OPEN with her paw or mouth and get the leash out. She'd then carry the leash in her mouth over to you.   It was so cool.  I remember one time I came home and she had opened it up herself and had the leash laying on the floor, the telephone, and PIZZA COUPONS. I kid you not. I swear she was ordering a pizza while I was gone, LOLOL

[flmagi]

This stuff is too funny.
Snowflakes dish cleaning Rottie reminded me of Rocky cleaning the pool. Leaves or flowers from the planter sometimes fall in the pool, and I would tell Rocky to clean the pool. He'd go around and pull the stuff out.

Keep the stories coming, their great!

[troubleinohio]

another story- my favorite cat (whose been dead 3 years now), caught a mouse one night. He decided to bring it up to bed to show it to me. The mouse was still alive. I was naked. He dropped the mouse loose and it ran across the bed. I just about had a fatal heart attack on the spot. Now normally Im not particularly scared by mice, but all I kept thinking of was OMG that mouse is gonnna look for a hole to hide in    =X       LOL thankfully it did NOT and I survived

[allaboutmary]

Trouble..............LMAO     Your cat was bringing you a gift of love.

[snowflake620]

OMG,LMAO thank god it didn't find the hole!!!!!!!  WhenI put Tulips hair up she hates it and will go to  Donte sit in front of him and he will gently pull the rubberbands and hair bows out and eat them! i can't tell you how much money I have spent on bows and rubberbands!
snowflake

[lady67]

My "puppy" and I use this term loosely.  I have a 100 pound boxer that thinks she is a lap dog.  Anyway, she will be lying in the middle of the floor,  "toot" and she is just like a little kid in school, she starts peeking around to see if anyone heard her because she knows that once we get a whiff, we are going to scream, "go to the storage room".

My mom used to have a pekinese named "Gizmo".  After all the kids left home, that was her child.  She would go to the drive through at McDonald's and get him chicken nuggets, or she would cook him a piece of teryaki chicken.  She didn't do that for us.

[lonewolf07]

Our Akita can open doors, even if the doorknob is fastened securely.  She can also open the fridge door.  While we were out, she opened the fridge and she and our Siberian husky took out all the cold meat, cheese, bread, etc. and a two liter bottle of Coke.  They had a real food orgy.  When we got home, they were lying on the floor with †he food gone and the top chewed off the Coke bottle, which by then was empty.

[snowflake620]

I to have come home to food orgys,sooooo I went and bought thoes baby catches you put on cupboards to keep kids out of them YEAH RIGHT! DONTE just eats thoes too!
snowflake

[lovemypillhead]

My pit is obsessed with my boyfriend.  That is her daddy and she wants to make sure I know it...at all times.

So, anytime I am laying by him in bed....or God forbid the nasty is about to happen...Nope.  Not with her around.....it's actually so funny what she does.  Well, I guess I cant get into too much detail but it's so funny and we cant do it because of her. He ends up with scratches on his back ... NOT from me. I always tell my bf that i am dying to tell my mom about it...but, i can't because it's just too much info for a mom to hear about her daughter.  

[lonewolf07]

snowflake - the same thing happened to us.  The Akita can chew through anything.

[snowflake620]

Doesn't it amaze you the things they can eat? I have actually pulled rocks and glass out of DONTE's mouth I wonder why they do that I mean it's not like I don't feed him and TULIP heck they eat better than my husband and me! Not just dog food either.We have actually made special trips to Dairy Queen to get them ice cream for gods sake!
snowflake

[troubleinohio]

snowflake- one of my cats once ate like 400 cubic yards of nylon thread, LOL.  Not sure if she found a loose end on a matress or bedspread but it was that type of thread and the only reason i knew she had ate it was because she still had a foot of it hanging out of her mouth. Took her to the Vet and he said UHHHHHH she needs stomach surgery and lo and behold her belly was full of that stuff. He said she would have died if we hadnt of seen it hanging out of her mouth- that it would have bound up her intestines or cut them. THis happened a few years ago the day before thanksgiving, so they sent her home the day after surgery and i had to tend to making a big dinner AND taking care of a sick/mending cat LOL

[troubleinohio]

I love all these food stories too.  Too darn funny.   WHen we used to have our pet squirrel, I would just about die when Id come home to find she had escaped her cage (she would chew through the WIRE cage from time to time and you'd have to patch it back up with fencing stuff lol) anyhow, Id come home and immediately know she had broken out. Things knocked down all over the place- vases, CURTAINS, pictures, ceramics, knick knacks and then there was the food mess. SHe could open the cupboards (dont ask me how, they musta been partially ajar????) and she had bags of potato chips torn open, raisins, fruits, and even gnawed the lid off a ketchup bottle and sucked some of that down, rofl.  SHe got into EVERYTHING. I sure do miss her though, she was a unique pet.   I have pictures of her in my profile if you want to see her and some of her antics

(as you might be able to tell, Ive owned ALOT of pets in my life lol)  

[shelby74]

My baby Frasier...the one I "fluff" the food for...will also bring me gifts of mice and birds.  Oh and a baby rabbit one time.  Our house is on 3.5 acres, lots of area to find prey.  My other cat's will do it too...bring me gifts and sometimes they are still alive as well.  Then they will play with their food...it's disgusting.  Then I have to yell at them to kill their food all the way...ridiculous! lol