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228686 tn?1211554707

Pets Make FBI Most Wanted List!!!

For those of you who aren't aware of it, I spend a great deal of my time tracking the criminal activities of pets EVERYWHERE!!!

It's a little known secret that pets are incredibly active in politics...but more so even, they're all Budding revolutionaries.

That's right, your Dog is stock piling weaponry. The Cats are setting up sleeper cells...the horses and birds are patrolling the lands, ready to launch a first strike...and the bunnies and hamsters...&*shudder* I don't even dare SAY what they're up to, for fear of my life.

So... to do it's part to help protect the world, Med help has Generously allowed all users to post Pictures of Their Pets in the;

"World's Most Renowned and Wanted Revolutionaries" slide show.Interpol and Home Security will be monitoring the slide show, watching out for any recognized currently active "Pet Sleeper Cells" who are preparing to launch the Political Overthrow of ANY country.

So do your part to protect and make this a better world.

Send in your photos of your most notorious pets too: support @ medhelp . org (taking out the spaces, of course).

Do your part to protect the world!!!!
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228686 tn?1211554707
Lizards have thier own agenda. Like the old Soviet union, they are unreadable and mysterious. As long as they don't start building silo's on our borders...(whispering) i think we're safe...
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306867 tn?1299249709
Lizards must not be in on this, as my one dog is determined to take out all the lizards (and thats alot in florida).  She will spend all day on the survalence of one lizard. The lizards intentionaly taunt her through the windows.
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228686 tn?1211554707
Watch out for that kitten, they're elite infiltration specialists!!! they're probably in contact with flmagi's dogs as we speak (ominous music)...


Actually, yes, the the support @ medhelp.org (minus the spaces) is a link for photo's. Med Help is going to have a pet slide show up and running shortly. It's a great way to share photo's of all our fuzzy nefarious friends. :)
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175734 tn?1225134440
My cat KG really must be watched....
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306867 tn?1299249709
Animals are like potato chips, you can't just have one or they can't just spend one night.     You knew darn well she wasn't going to the shelter. lol  Congrat's on your new pet ! I like that name.
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230262 tn?1316645934
LMAO how funny you posted this now because a "stray kitten found us" the other night here. Its downright spooky how this cat showed up. I swear she just fell out of the sky for real because i didnt see her coming across the open field (a mowed grass yard basically, not high weeds or anything) and then walked across our road which is 50+mph speed limit, didnt get run over and walks right up to me and lets me pick her up. She was filthy and starving so bad that she was eating cucumbers on our picnic table for god sakes. no animal eats those! and when i gave her real cat food and milk, she was growling and standing in the middle of the dish with her feet eating so fast she was nearly choking. Poor thing.   I said i cant keep this cat though! I have too much stress right now, and new responsibilities (with my son just starting Kindy this week). I said well...i cant just let her go on about her way though...we have tons and tons of foxes in our yard, i see them everyday now...they'll eat her tonight for sure. So she ended up just staying "the night" in the puuppy's dog crate (which was the first night the dog got to run free in the house all night, and he did great) and i figured Id take the cat to a shelter the next day.   Well.......let's just say she put on the charm and has been our lovng pet for several days now, has her OWN FREAKIN BEDROOM IN THE HOSUE complete with a human sized bed, window to watch birds out of, full size litter box, blankets, cat toys, premium cat food and that expensive scoobale scented litter for god sakes LOL. Her name is Cucumber btw LOL. The kids love her to death and the dog and her are bonding great. SHe freaked me out yesterday...i know for sure she is an alien or something out of this world for sure now- i gave her a bath.....and she LOVED IT. I mean she totally loved it. SHe let me hold her in the palm of my hand directly under the full power of the bath spicket without fighting, struggling, meowing, scartching, biting or hissing. She just calmly sat there the entire time , i couldnt believe it! she even purred!!  where the helll did this cat come from?? LOL  
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306455 tn?1288862071
LOL LOL, So this is why my dogs are always watching out threw the slats in the fence. I just don't know if I can turn them in.
Are you serious about sending pictures to  ***@**** ?
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228686 tn?1211554707
You must document their activities!!! Mug shots must be provided! your best bet is to take CANDID shots, as pet revolutionaries are VERY dangerous when they think they're under surveillance. ;)

I caught the cats here having an old style Communist Party Meeting the other day. I managed to get some shots of them towards the end, when they broke out the punch and pie. (while singing the "Bolshevik Hymn")!

The worst thing...is it's American Apple Pie!!!

This shows how they'll stoop to ANY level to corrupt Good Ol' American Values and Freedom!!!


THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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My cat is stockpiling weapons of mass destruction.  I found his hiding place!!!!  I found twist ties, hair ribbons, moths, crickets etc.  Now what??
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306867 tn?1299249709
LMAO  You kill me !    I have been suspisious of my dogs for a very long time. This exsplains everything !   As you can see in my pic, Zippy looks as if she is sleeping, but I know better now.
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