dear santa

[ibtryin]

dear santa,                                           all i wish for this christmas is for my children to realize that to " quiet down" does not mean to get louder or get into things that they dont belong in, this of course applies to the husband as well. Also if u could make them realize that cleaning their room is not code for shove it under the bed, in the closetn and the dresser drawers. I have helped you on many ocassions doing things such as buying,wrapping and placing the presents under the tree. I have also eaten countless cookies and drank milk until i gained twenty pounds. So please santa let me have what i desire                                                                                         sincerly                                         the managent

[dominosarah]

And Santa, could you please find me a continuos toilet paper dispenser that never goes empty?

[PromisedLand]

You should see the room of my 21..almost 22 yr old daughter.  Sometimes I wish the house came with big hinges so I could unlock a section of the front of the house, open it up
and just push all over stuff out into a dumpster.


And Santa I would like for our adult kids to finally realize that they don't have to try to balance a milk jug, or empty cookie package on the top of the wastebasket..the full bag very easily come out of the wastebasket and a new on goes in in a matter of seconds, and the old one out to the garage in seconds.  And it's OK for them to put dishes in the dishwasher, particularly when they've seen I've just finished loading the blasted thing  In fact, it's even OK to do the sinkful of dishes themselves!


Thank you

[dominosarah]

Love it!!!

[beatingthis]

lol!!!! Good one!!!