My thought for the day.....
Don't you hate it when you make a wish on a lucky star......only to notice later that it was an airplane?
Thought for new day
Those who wonder are not always lost...true
"7/5 of the population doesn't understand fractions"
have you ever been running and ran into a parked car and fell down and said, "I love cheesecake!"?
Me either.
and i'm sorry to break it to everyone....
but, if your parents never had children....then chances are, you wont either.
Alx_0113 Those are some funny ones..Needed that laugh....Thanks!
What's the number for 911 well in england it's 999 that could mess an american up! LOL
How come stuff will say get this free then fill out all this info and third page says put in you credit card info...Now if it's free then way you need my CC???? Never understood that>
The Paralysis of Analysis
and..
If........ Life's a Garden... DIG IT!
Keep them coming everyone add to this!!
I love Joe Dirt! haha...I think maybe I'll watch that movie today!
Well thought for Oct 22 Thursday is:
Travel Tip: If you ever go to Africa on a safari, take my advice. Don't put anything in the trunks. There's not much room, and it annoys the elephants.
True!LOL
A few of my favorites....
~Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your a$$ tomorrow!~
~Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.~
~Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.~
~How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?~
LIFE LOOKS BETTER THRU THE EARS OF A HORSE!
thank you....
Mister ED
Love is like lightening, it can hit a Mansion just as easy as it can hit an Outhouse.
Cheesecake. LOL! (needed that.) :-)
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
the last one is great,....love it!!
Thanks yea I thought that one was pretty cute also. So how are you doing? I am well winter is now upon us so ready or not here it comes.....
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Only time we like to tell our age is when were young!
'How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' you're never thirty-six and a half. you're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight and his punishment is that he sees the stars before the rest of the world. -Oscar Wilde
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
Sooooo true!
Lol That a pretty good one!!
For today thought is:
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson