What kind of Silly Stuff do you Like to Do (rated PG)

[PromisedLand]

you know those plastic markers they put in the center of the road after paving and before painting stripes?  I like to
run them over..

I like to honk my horn whenever I go through a tunnel..if it's a short tunnel just a couple short blasts..a little longer..
a couple "Shave and a haircut 5cents' does the trick (drives my wife absolutely nuts)

I like to converse with Bear (my dog)...he'll sit next to me and grunt, and I'll grunt back, then he'll grunt..we can carry on for a couple minutes...also drives my wife nuts.

I like to watch COPS on TV


Jim

[BaronMunchausen]

Heh heh...I told the doctor after he took my gall bladder out he should give it to me in a jar in case I missed it and wanted to have it put back in (seperation anxiety???). :-)

[nick30]

i'm a grown up now. i don't do stupid things anymore.
(if you believe that, you'll believe anything).

[PromisedLand]

speaking of peanuts, my youngest daughter asked me last week where they come from..
"peanut trees" I said....they have seprart growing areas for salted an unsalted..helicopters fly over and spray salt on them..she was ok with that , but "what about honey roasted peanuts?", she inquired.. "well they have guy hat walk around with sprayers and they spray the honey on the, and the use defices in the grovers to put heat out...puse Georgia is not in the summer and that helps...she was satified until my wife spoke up.

[outotown]

Did you know gullible is not in the dictionary??? Go look for yourself

[PromisedLand]

used a line I heard a talk show guy use one time just to get things going.."when I go out of town, I have all my pets put down, then get new ones when I get home"  He had 2 hours of hate phone calls. People actually believe him.  I used it on someone at work.

told a woman at work that when I lived in phoenix I got a flat tire (true)...it was 114 degrees out (true) and a nice cop stopped by and let me sit in his car and stay cool while HE changed the tire (also true)....

I told her there were a lot of flat tires out there because of the heat...people driving on the hot roads creates a magnetic field which draws nails to the tires, thus causing flats...she believed me.

My youngest daughter is very gullible and despite all the times I've fooled her, she still believes me..I love it

Jim

[PromisedLand]

I was standing in line for a ride one time and just chit chatting with my wife...actually we weren't married then....told her I had my appendix out when I was 15, but I didn't like being without it, so I had them put it back in.

I took a picture of my dentures sitting on the counter with my phone camera and sent it to my daughters..I love to take them part way out of my mouth and make faces at them when my wife isn't looking.

Jim