A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch;
The seaman asks,"So how did end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook?" "Well," replied tthe pirate, "We wre boarding an enemy ship and were battling with other sailors with swords and one of them cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the rye patch?" A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied yhe pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate,"It was my first day with my hook."