This is a little risque.

[Mangee]

  A man goes into a restaurant and see a pretty young chick sitting at a table alone.   Thinking it is a good time to make an approach, he calls the waiter over and tells him to take a bottle of wine and give it to the young lady.   She receives the wine and asks the waiter for pen and paper and she then sends this message to the man. "The only way I would go out with is if you had one million dollars in the bank, a Lincoln in your driveway and seven inches in your pants."  The gentleman replies " I happen to have two million dollars in the bank,a Mercedes in my driveway; but I am not cutting three inches off for nobody. Send back the bottle of wine."      


  


  
  
  
  
  








  
  

  
  

  




  


    

[vicki595]

What was GIZZY doing in that restaurant buying wine for a stranger?????

[beatingthis]

I love it! lol