For The Ladies......

[IBKleen]

In this life I am a woman, in the next life I would like to come back as a Bear. When you're a Bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that also.

When you are a girl Bear, you birth your children (who are born the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute and cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you are Mama Bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them to. I could deal with that.

If you're a Bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna come back as a Bear!

[vicki595]

I said something about men not really caring "how we are" when you get right down to it
and the lights are out...or something like that....IDK...it was innocent.  Sort of. LOL

[narla]

Ohhh vicki what did you say LOL

[vicki595]

I think one of my posts here got deleted...uh oh...LOL

[addict3]

Narla,

I think I will leave a little to the imagination!!! LOL

[narla]

Oh addict3 you have no idea on what you are missing,grumpy,hairy and shall we say larger women are the bomb,and as vicki595 said we have great personalities too.

[beatingthis]

I'M not cleaning!

[dominosarah]

We have room for her too if she would like to join the "bear" club!!

[pillfree21]

That was a pretty witty post, I am going to share this one with my wife(smile).

[dominosarah]

Exactly....who knows, you may like it!!!

[addict3]

Well........................I guess it would be dark in the cave....................

[dominosarah]

Have you no sense of adventure??!!

[vicki595]

addict3~~   ...But we have great personalities....LMAO

[addict3]

We are just waiting for you gals to decide to get back on the treadmills and find some razors etc.

I don't even want to visualize a bunch of hairy legged, grumpy, exceedingly fat females!..........in a cave.....

[vicki595]

Yes Denise...that's what I think,too!!

[narla]

Do you think all the males are too scared to join a bunch of women,that are grumpy and unshaven in a cave  LOL

[beatingthis]

I don't want any cubs in my cave! I am to old for that and way to grumpy!
Just a few fish please.  :)

[10356]

This cracked me up !! I will join you Ladies !!

[IBKleen]

I think we are going to have to move to Vancouver and chip in on a big cave!!! LOL

[lifewithoutcoke]

Yes yes and YES! I am SO VERY MUCH IN!!!!

[sweatinit]

haha! That is funny as hell! The life of a bear...

[Tommyco]

Yes please!!! Hahahaha I love it!!

[tiredofbeinsicktired]

Thats the life for me. Love it. Thanks for the laugh.

[jillbo272]

Not sure how I missed this one,,,LOL but this is GREAT,,,and think all women would agree!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!

[wendy111]

count me in sleep six months. eat everything in sight.  hairy legs excess fat.
count me in.