this is fun : )

[leeisgettingclean]

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16--- ----a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made!

I can't wait to see what you get stuck with....

[pharma9]

I ran over a smurf under the bed cause I'm sexy and I do what I want..

[10356]

I sang to a phone sliding down a hill because I'm awesome !! lol

[alienshadow]

I had lunch with a gangster under your bed because I am cool like that...

[jenny06xx]

i karate chopped a squirrel riding a motorcycle coz thats how i roll lol.... thats me lol
my husband... i licked a monster riding a motorcycle cos big bird told me too and hes my leader
lmfao lol lol lol

[Holliee]

Hello Kiylen how r u today and taper going?> Well I hope and yes these are so funny...

[kiylen]

I just did my oldest son's and his is:

I yelled at a smurf riding a motorcycle because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway...

I love these Lee.

[Lovemyhorse]

This is just plain ole' funny!
Thanx Lee. I started it on facebook. Hope you don't mind. ;)

[Lovemyhorse]

I licked a noodle in a hole because I'm cool like that.
Hehe

[Axl_0113]

I had lunch with a ninja under my be cuz the voices told me to.

haha.

The funny thing is.....that's true!!!  haha

Okay...not really.

[desperatetostop]

Glad to hear it...


:)

[narla]

Now I feel normal again,I'm not the only one to lick an animal.

[desperatetostop]

I licked my cats face last night, so Narla wouldn't feel so alone and freaky.


:)

[narla]

At least then I won't feel alone,I mean there's a dog and a llama and the squirrel plenty of choices.

[Holliee]

Narla I will if it make you feel better honey we can go do it together...LOL

[narla]

Why is no-one else licking animals?I think I better go back to counselling,Thanks Lee

[Holliee]

We need another funny one keep them coming lol

[febninthgirl]

I yelled at a pickle on your cause I'm not crazy. Dude your are awesome that some funny ****

[PromisedLand]

will somebody else please take the goat out of the bathroom?  Please??

[SuzzQ]

I danced with a homeless guy in a hole because I'm NOT crazy??  LOL... Lee , you are too cool... I will never forget you....

[narla]

I just wish someone else would lick an animal,I'm starting to think I'm the only weird one on here.You set me up didn't you Lee, see now I'm getting paranoid,
OMG lmao

[NorcoQueenoftheUniverse]

I smelling a fork in line at the bank because I think I need some serious help..


Boy DO I

[beatingthis]

Ha!!

I danced with a squirrel at the dinner table because I am cool like that!!

lol!!

[ginsa]

Hey trouble,

I jumped on a football player in your bathroom because that's how I roll.

What happened next is anybody's guess.....

This was so funny!  I'm LOL

[kiylen]

Beargizmo's is hilarious. Thanks Lee, these are great!  I love it.  Narla, I'll go lick a squirrel if it will make you feel better.  But with someone else's tongue...lol