I ran over a smurf under the bed cause I'm sexy and I do what I want..
I sang to a phone sliding down a hill because I'm awesome !! lol
I had lunch with a gangster under your bed because I am cool like that...
i karate chopped a squirrel riding a motorcycle coz thats how i roll lol.... thats me lol
my husband... i licked a monster riding a motorcycle cos big bird told me too and hes my leader
lmfao lol lol lol
Hello Kiylen how r u today and taper going?> Well I hope and yes these are so funny...
I just did my oldest son's and his is:
I yelled at a smurf riding a motorcycle because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway...
I love these Lee.
This is just plain ole' funny!
Thanx Lee. I started it on facebook. Hope you don't mind. ;)
I licked a noodle in a hole because I'm cool like that.
Hehe
I had lunch with a ninja under my be cuz the voices told me to.
haha.
The funny thing is.....that's true!!! haha
Okay...not really.
Now I feel normal again,I'm not the only one to lick an animal.
I licked my cats face last night, so Narla wouldn't feel so alone and freaky.
:)
At least then I won't feel alone,I mean there's a dog and a llama and the squirrel plenty of choices.
Narla I will if it make you feel better honey we can go do it together...LOL
Why is no-one else licking animals?I think I better go back to counselling,Thanks Lee
We need another funny one keep them coming lol
I yelled at a pickle on your cause I'm not crazy. Dude your are awesome that some funny ****
will somebody else please take the goat out of the bathroom? Please??
I danced with a homeless guy in a hole because I'm NOT crazy?? LOL... Lee , you are too cool... I will never forget you....
I just wish someone else would lick an animal,I'm starting to think I'm the only weird one on here.You set me up didn't you Lee, see now I'm getting paranoid,
OMG lmao
I smelling a fork in line at the bank because I think I need some serious help..
Boy DO I
Ha!!
I danced with a squirrel at the dinner table because I am cool like that!!
lol!!
Hey trouble,
I jumped on a football player in your bathroom because that's how I roll.
What happened next is anybody's guess.....
This was so funny! I'm LOL
Beargizmo's is hilarious. Thanks Lee, these are great! I love it. Narla, I'll go lick a squirrel if it will make you feel better. But with someone else's tongue...lol