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You probably have Dysautonomia if... (a little humor)
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Yesterday as I was packing my little cooler with snacks and water, I thought to myself "geez, I'm like a friggin' 5 year old with all this!" I'm sure I don't have to tell you it's necessary but it's still kind of crazy to me that I can't go anywhere without these things. Anyway, it got me thinking about Jeff Foxworthy and his "You might be a redneck if" humor. My husband loves that schtick because...well because he's a redneck! I get him the calendar every year. So I thought it might be fun to do our own version and laugh at ourselves a little bit.
So that's mine... "You probably have Dysautonomia if you have to pack a snack to run down to the store or to the doctor!" Let's hear yours...
Stephanie
Yesterday as I was packing my little cooler with snacks and water, I thought to myself "geez, I'm like a friggin' 5 year old with all this!" I'm sure I don't have to tell you it's necessary but it's still kind of crazy to me that I can't go anywhere without these things. Anyway, it got me thinking about Jeff Foxworthy and his "You might be a redneck if" humor. My husband loves that schtick because...well because he's a redneck! I get him the calendar every year. So I thought it might be fun to do our own version and laugh at ourselves a little bit.
So that's mine... "You probably have Dysautonomia if you have to pack a snack to run down to the store or to the doctor!" Let's hear yours...
Stephanie
oh wait I forgot lol:
you have Gatorade delivery instead of Zephyrhills water
you have soup with every meal and as a snack; your IV's are laden with salt
you have such a brain fog you call your husband your son's name at a very INoppourtune time [omgosh]
you introduce your husband - saying this is my son (at least i didn't say he was my daughter)
I'll think of more embarassing moments I've had over the past year, but brain fog set in and I need a
you have Gatorade delivery instead of Zephyrhills water
you have soup with every meal and as a snack; your IV's are laden with salt
you have such a brain fog you call your husband your son's name at a very INoppourtune time [omgosh]
you introduce your husband - saying this is my son (at least i didn't say he was my daughter)
I'll think of more embarassing moments I've had over the past year, but brain fog set in and I need a
you might have AD (ncs/oi) if you order a shaker of salt with a side of food to go with it :P
You might have dysautonomia if your mom just bought you a recumbent bike, compression stockings, a cooling vest, and, a mirror, because hey, she's your mom!
Just had this expirence so had to share this one as well.
You might have AD if the nurses at you local hospital know who you are as soon as you come through the doors!!!
You might have AD if the nurses at you local hospital know who you are as soon as you come through the doors!!!
Tonyad, had to out loud (because it captures our reality so well) at your husband nonchalantly finishing desert with friends while you recovered on the floor of the restaurant!
I will add this one.
"You may have AD if you visit more with friends on line and by phone then in person because #1, it can be done while your are horizontal, and #2, it takes far less energy."
Marie
I will add this one.
"You may have AD if you visit more with friends on line and by phone then in person because #1, it can be done while your are horizontal, and #2, it takes far less energy."
Marie
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