You probably have Dysautonomia if... (a little humor)

[vbc2000]

Hello group :)
Yesterday as I was packing my little cooler with snacks and water, I thought to myself "geez, I'm like a friggin' 5 year old with all this!"  I'm sure I don't have to tell you it's necessary but it's still kind of crazy to me that I can't go anywhere without these things.  Anyway, it got me thinking about Jeff Foxworthy and his "You might be a redneck if" humor.  My husband loves that schtick because...well because he's a redneck!  I get him the calendar every year.  So I thought it might be fun to do our own version and laugh at ourselves a little bit.

So that's mine... "You probably have Dysautonomia if you have to pack a snack to run down to the store or to the doctor!"  Let's hear yours...
Stephanie

[CHRISTYDRAKE]

I love it!! That's hilarious.

[lilmissposey8088]

Ok I got the perfect one!!!

You might have dysautonomia if you...uh...uh.. crap... I forgot!!!! LOL.

[patient915]

This one happened today: "You might have dysautonomia if your friends say you sound funny when you answer the phone because you stood up too quickly to answer the phone."

Tonya, I know what you mean, I once passed out and every one was freaking out but my mom just calmly held my feet up in the air.

[tonyad]

   You might have AD if......."While having a lovely evening out w/ friends and hubby
then you stand up to leave but instead fall to the ground instead then hubby is Props feet up on chair as he finishes his desert"

    ROFL..I know ya'll can picture this one....everyone is freaking out that someone has passed out and the hubby is totally non- Chalant (sp) about the whole thing....elevates legs and continues to eat his desert...Haaaa

~Tonya

[CHRISTYDRAKE]

This is my son:  You might have dysautonomia if your feet and ankles look like you have been stomping grapes.

(His purple feet and ankles always remind me of the 'I Love Lucy' epsidoe where she is stomping grapes.

Christy