I love the cheekiness in all this, don't you?
Jesus forgives U. Now go and commit no more sin.
Thanks for giving us our evening entertainment, and a good laugh. Ok so who really asked that question. lol.
I drove by a place called Cheeks one time, might have some correlation. It looked pretty rough, maybe their a chain.
Ah chains, yes I use those occasionally but I'm especially fond of the red whip licorice.
Dominatrix D
Odd, I thought touching strippers was off limits, especially in the bung hole.
although possible to get HIV or hepatitis (type A & B more likely) from what you describe highly unlikely.
next time stick to just stuffing dollars in g-strings :)