Speaking of long lasting, I'm surprised this thread is still standing.
Thanks to Bocep and Proactive for my first real laughs in days.
It just seems so backwards to me still..................but I laughed like crazy.
Thank you.
thanks for the laugh!! i love your post...very funny, especially the 5th and 6th kinds. belle
About the order of things here...could this be like that book I've heard about, but not read, called "50 Shades of Grey"?
Also, there's nothing wrong with a good old "Old Fashioned" ending...if nothing else works...then just choke the heckout of that chicken!
Signed: An Expert Advisor
I really do wonder sometimes.
Is this post for real? If so our poster needs to get some help regarding risky behavior- after a complete physical-
LOL you guys are too funny. For fearafterwards, there would be no fearafterwards if there was fear beforehand.
NyGirl, I'm a bit confused on the order as well.
Did find this on categories though
The 7 categories of sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
You first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
With your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
Anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
Your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have
Sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with
Your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F*ck you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex. * Which means you get Nun in
The morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
Wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
thanks for the chuckle- too many diseases around to be having sex with strangers these days!!!
Glad i grew up when these things were not so scary.
do you all think people like to stir things up on this forum?
Its the "in the end" part that makes me not sit to easy... Yikes!
Didn't know there was an order either! Maybe that was my problem....hmnnn
Must be us old folks, the kids these days you know they know it all and nobody ever did it like them before hahahahahaha.
FQ ;)
@Deb LOL!!! I get that order screwed up all the time too..... I need directions ...
Love the new handle btw !
I was too wondering about the order. I know I'm old but unless they have changed things drastically it seems out of order to me. Like one of those IQ tests where they say which happened first........it wouldn't have been the order I would have put the little pictures in.
But what do I know.
FQ.
I always thought they were in the beginning...shows you how outta TOUCH I am.
Oh well gotta do more reasearch I guess........
Hmmmm !
I'm not touching that one, figuratively or literally.
'I will leave that to the experts and advisers here... '
Are there experts here on "hand-jobs in the end"?... Not sure what that is.
weeks ago, I had sex with a CSW in an poor Asian country. We had condom-protected vaginal sex, UNPROTECTED FELLATIO and hand-job in the end.
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oh .....just trying to envision the order of events....
On yourr question .. sorry not sure,.I will leave that to the experts and advisers here...
Hep c is not an STD. It is spread via blood to blood.
Your question has been answered. Good day.
thank u,
I am worried about HIV and other STDs, as you mentioned. but in the HIV community, the advisors give clear ways of transmission as the criteria to judge one's risk. I'm just wondering if fellatio can transmit hep B&C. Maybe I think hep b/c cannot be cured and can be fatal if left untreated, so I want to know more about it.
ps. how long after exposure can be a good time to get tested? you know, every disease has a window period.
I need some professional info, please
Why dont you just get tested to ease your fears. I dont think hand jobs can cause much problems since HCV isn't an STD in the first place and there is no blood to blood infection possible. Aren't you more worried about like HIV which you could have gotten from the **? Why the worry about HCV? I'm just curious. As someone who had HCV and who is finding out her entire group of friends seems to have had it, none of us ever thought about it in a million years. Why the HCV paranoia?