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So lets hear some funny stories..
Im really upset & instead of directing my anger at others & punching someone in the face im gonna try redirecting my anger. So whats the funniest/ most gross thing that has happened to you during pregnancy!?
Hahah I'm so happy I haven't had bad pregnancy gas at all. But that's not to say I haven't been stinky before infront of him.
Yes it becomes normal. The only reason this time was diff was bc the smell was so foul. I dont think I've ever had one smell that bad in my life lol
Hahah yup that's what he said. I guess things just happen sometimes. But to be fair it's not like there hasn't been times where we were naked and getting hot and heavy and he laid huge nasty farts and ruined the moment so he had that one coming along one time I farted in missionary and it wasn't loud so I was hoping he didn't notice but I guess he felt it on his balls hahah. Sorry I forgot all these stories until now. I guess those are the moments you get when you're with someone and you're so comfortable with them.
Me and my bf were having sex with me on top and I went down to kiss him and I noticed blood on his face.. I got a bloody nose during sex lol
Hahahaha. Omg that's so funny. You just made my night. Especially because I have a worse one and I wasn't even pregnant. So I like my bf to lick my butt and when he was doing it I had to fart but I chose to not say anything and try to hold it in well apparently it seeped out of me without me knowing because my bf all of a sudden asked if I farted and said he could taste it hahahaha. I felt so bad for him.
Lmao I don't have any pee stories but have PLENTY of gas stories. Around when I was 20 ish weeks my bf & I were having sex doggy style & out of nowhere I let out a huge fart. It smelled sooo bad like rotten eggs & we both had to leave the room naked & all. I was embarrassed but he laughed it off.
I think with most women it will be a peeing story or throw up story. Mine are both pee stories.
1st pregnancy in 2008 I was in bed with my ex and he made me laugh so hard I laughed for like 15 minutes straight I did NOT have to pee at all that I'm aware of but as soon as I sat up in bed a huge gush of pee came out of me all over the side of our bed. I thought my water broke I sat there for about ten minutes seeing if anymore would come out so I would know. Hahah nope it was pee.
This pregnancy I weigh myself every day before I shower because I'm trying not to gain like I did with my first so I keep track. And I was naked about to get in the shower and I coughed and pissed all over myself and my bathroom floor. Not as funny but I still have time I'm only 23+1
1st pregnancy in 2008 I was in bed with my ex and he made me laugh so hard I laughed for like 15 minutes straight I did NOT have to pee at all that I'm aware of but as soon as I sat up in bed a huge gush of pee came out of me all over the side of our bed. I thought my water broke I sat there for about ten minutes seeing if anymore would come out so I would know. Hahah nope it was pee.
This pregnancy I weigh myself every day before I shower because I'm trying not to gain like I did with my first so I keep track. And I was naked about to get in the shower and I coughed and pissed all over myself and my bathroom floor. Not as funny but I still have time I'm only 23+1
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