The hardest laugh since detox

[weaver71]

For those who don't know, I tend to be a little intense, obsessed on purpose and meaning, corruption and injustice. In my search for balance, I tried to remember my hardest laugh since detox. I would love to hear some of yours, and I just remembered this story.

Went to a restaurant with the family. They went to the car and where waiting for me to go to the toilet. When I got in the car, I said, "Man, you know you're getting old when your balls hit the water in the toilet." My wife looked at me and put the car back in park and asked, "What? Did that just happen?" I just nodded and We both laughed until we had tears down our faces. I didn't look when I sat down and obviously the float valve was off, so it freaked me out a little.
My explaining myself just escalated the laughter, she  looks at me, "Uh huh...I'm sure that's it" When I just brought it up we had another good laugh.

Probably more embarrassing that I sat down to pee so I could write you this, but I simply couldn't wait to hear something funny. What do you got? From your first smile to peeing your pants laughing, do you have any humorous moments since detox?

[Jinx_777]

i actually laughed out loud reading your wife's reaction.  

[buckethead1959]

thank yu for the laugh/ your wife's reaction is close to my own! People to make up the world! Man oh man. thanx again i have to go but i will send my own in as they come up. I am intense also i wish hope and pray more get there.  r m

[IBKleen]

I'm glad I wasn't there. I would have to poke my eyes out with hot coals.

[LadySailor86]

Haven't laughed yet. Waiting for it.

[weaver71]

I think my balls stole the glory and my story distracted from my point, I really didn't want to share what made me laugh, you really had to be there. I wish it had been another story that caused my hardest laugh so far. Oh well, I was just looking for some positive thoughts and humor before i head out on my vision quest. Off to the wilderness I go.

[Angelog]

Im glad you wet ur balls then

[weaver71]

I'm sorry, I was never taught social etiquette or appropriate behavior. As nudist, existential, hillbilly, I doubt I'll ever be appropriate. I hope I didn't give you nightmares.

[IBKleen]

TMI