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Dumb Bank Robbers !
This article appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortrly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller cylindrical safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safes combination, and inside they found only a small covered bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, on robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'
The robbers opened a second safe and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of vanilla pudding.
Disapponted, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with a queasy uncomfortable stomach.
The following day the headline read;
' IRELANDS LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING '
Once inside the bank shortrly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller cylindrical safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safes combination, and inside they found only a small covered bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, on robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'
The robbers opened a second safe and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of vanilla pudding.
Disapponted, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with a queasy uncomfortable stomach.
The following day the headline read;
' IRELANDS LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING '
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