HIT US WITH YOUR FUNNIEST...

[ROSYouralright]

Heard a funny quote or an amusing one liner lately?? Break out your funny and make us laugh! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!!!
Here's one to get us started:
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

[ROSYouralright]

LMAO!!! I KNOW!!!!! SOMETIMES the OP's have some CRAAAAAZY stories! LMAO

[VICourageous]

Hey Girl..I was over in the relationship form where I go sometimes..Well somehow I ended up over at the Divorce one and I was laughing so hard at what you had said to one of the posters..AND the old heated up one with the one about Women who go after married men..And what is up with women checking there Mans underwear..OMG it is like reading a Book over there..lol
I went into some old ones..I wonder if the one guy has finally changed his underwear?/(old post) Lmao

[ROSYouralright]

LMAO! Now that was funny! My sense of humor is so twisted and I love stuff like that! Lol! And better late than never!

[Newmommy1207]

I'm a little late to this party bc I always forget to check this forum! But I had a patient complaining about his crazy baby mama drama. And I have crazy baby mama too! My boyfriends ex is a complete maniac. Anyways this man says to me "I should've learned a long time ago when my dad told me...never put you d**k in crazy!"

It's a little dirty but ain't that truth?!? Although we are all a little crazy!!!
Xo

[Heather8448]

Well you saw the outfit I had on, my friend had on a HOT outfit too with boots to her knees
They had spiked heels...Self esteem booster LOL
We went out shopping, I had to stop by work...
well she dared me to go in the next store we came too this was 745pm, the next store happened to be a shady lil store in the ghetto with like 20 ppl...
I did it and got 4 numbers all of which I THREW away, because they were all dope dealers, one grabbed my bum I wanted to hit him, was funny though they were hitting on her too!!
Then after my meeting I had to get my laundry she had a few drinks, Lets just say she was at the end of her street in heels, a trench coat and a teddy...LMAO I picked her up....I wont say what happened next it was funny though

[ROSYouralright]

Do tell....

[Heather8448]

OMG IDK if I should even say what happened lastnight @ my friends

[ROSYouralright]

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Give a man love, and he will be happy for a time. Teach a man how to love, and he will have joy through all eternity!
James Wilcox!
HAPPY SATURDAY!

[ROSYouralright]

Lmmfao!!!!!!!! Soooo funny!

[Heather8448]

My nephew said "aunt Heather, I have no cousins when will you give me a cousin. I have to say I have 5 furry cousins because you have dogs"
I said"your uncle is getting married soon as him" He then says "Aunt Heather your dog had puppies 2 years ago right?" I said "yes"
He said "your almost 30 thats OLD, and Aunt Heather, if your dogs are your kids, Monster must be your grand kid YOUR AN OLD GRANDMA"
I then stated"Brandon, Just know no matter how old I am your mom and dad are WAYYY OLDER"

[ROSYouralright]

Haha Vic! Oh Lawdy Lawdy! To funny!

[VICourageous]

They say that in the future all the old folks are going to have tattoos and the Rap music will be the Golden Oldies..lol

Have you ever seen a screen door in a submarine??

Have you ever seen Bird Shiit in a Cuckoo  Clock??

[ROSYouralright]

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The only unsinkable ship is FRIENDSHIP."
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[ROSYouralright]

LMAO dig!

[ROSYouralright]

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HOLA!
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[digger1976]

Dyslexic man walks into a bra..

[ROSYouralright]

Thats the goal sweet girl! lmao

[ROSYouralright]

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday. - American Proverb

[ROSYouralright]

I thought you'd never show up H!

[Heather8448]

I thought catsup was my fav food until i realizes how much i love cheese. You had to be there

Your a man
Noo im not
Yes you are liar
Said by a friends daughter in the girls bathroom

[ROSYouralright]

Charles Schulz
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Oscar Wilde
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

Edward Gibbon
Beauty is an outward gift which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

Quentin Crisp
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

George Bernard Shaw
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

Joe Namath
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.'

Friedrich Nietzsche
All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.

Mark Twain
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

[ROSYouralright]

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth -

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see -

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." - RONNIE SHAKES

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - RITA RUDNER

[ROSYouralright]

I'm not going to lie!! THAT was funny and something I'd like to try... Lol
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! -