Oh My!

[Mangee]

  
    

    
  

    
    
  
    
  

    
    
  
  

    

    
A fireman was polishing up his engine outside the fire hall when he saw a little girl with a wagon that had ladders attached to the sides.   she had one leash tied around the dogs neck and the other one around the cats testacles.   "Little girl " said the fireman. "you would be better to tie the leash around the cats neck"   "I know" said the little girl "but then I wouldn't have a siren.      

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   In the hospital,the relatives gathered in the waiting room,where their family member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in,looking tired and serious."I'm afraid I have some bad news",he said as he surveyed the worried faces."The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant".It's an experimental procedure semi-risky and you will have to pay for the transplant yourselves".

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.After some time someone asked,"Well how much does a brain cost?"The doctor quickly responded,"$5,000 for a male brain,and $2,000 for a female brain." The moment turned awkword.Men in the room tried not to smile,avoiding eye contact with the women,but some actually grinned.

Finally,one man, unable to control his curiosity,blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask:"Why does the male brain cost so much more?"The doctor smiled at his childish innocence,and replied to the whole group:"Its just standard pricing procedure.We have to mark down the the price of the female brains,because they have actually been used."



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[dominosarah]

Good ones!!

[Beccabeccalynn]

Hahaha

[narla]

Love them !!!!