The priest and the beautiful woman.

[Mangee]

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the Priest beside her,"Father can I ask you a favour?"

"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"

"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Custom limits and I am afraid that they may take it away from me. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me, under your robe perhaps?"

"I would love to help you my dear,but I warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

The priest answered,"From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare."

The officer thought this strange so he asked," And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Said the priest," I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.

Roaring with laughter,  the  Officer said,"God bless you, Father, you may proceed."

[ImDONENoMore]

Once again you've made me laugh.  I'm really glad you are here.  :)

[theeagle]

I totally agree with ImDONENomore ............. and I was delighted to see that you still enlighten us with your contributions Mangee - - -  I also laughed again - another laugh in a long line that you have been responsible for over the years here......................................