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The Lone Ranger's Last Request.
The Lone Ranger was captured by an Indian War Party.
The Indian chief says,
"So, you are the great Lone Ranger, In honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three days.
Before you are killed I give you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I would like to speak to my horse, Silver."
The chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in the horse's ear,and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde on his back.
As the chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.
" You have a fine and very loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days, what is your second request."
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him and again he whispers in the horse's ear.
Silver takes off and disappears over the horozon.
Later that evening, again to the chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voloptuous brunette, more attractive then the blonde.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the indian chief is again impressed.
"You are a man of many talents, But I will still kill you tomorrow, NOW,WHAT IS YOUR LAST REQUEST???"
"The Lone Ranger responds, I'd like to speak to my horse, ....Alone."
The chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they are alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eyes and says,
twice you have misunderstood me so, FOR...THE ...VERY...LAST...TIME...
BRING... ME... A ...
POSSE"
The Indian chief says,
"So, you are the great Lone Ranger, In honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three days.
Before you are killed I give you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I would like to speak to my horse, Silver."
The chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in the horse's ear,and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde on his back.
As the chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.
" You have a fine and very loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days, what is your second request."
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him and again he whispers in the horse's ear.
Silver takes off and disappears over the horozon.
Later that evening, again to the chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voloptuous brunette, more attractive then the blonde.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the indian chief is again impressed.
"You are a man of many talents, But I will still kill you tomorrow, NOW,WHAT IS YOUR LAST REQUEST???"
"The Lone Ranger responds, I'd like to speak to my horse, ....Alone."
The chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they are alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eyes and says,
twice you have misunderstood me so, FOR...THE ...VERY...LAST...TIME...
BRING... ME... A ...
POSSE"
LOL good one
That is good LOL ROFLOL!!!!!! I dont get it!!
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