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Kids Say the Funniest things
So I was at my friends and she was telling her 6 years old she has to clean her mess. Her daughter said "I like it messy, I dont want to clean" He mom said "you have to clean because if not you will have to live alone, messy people live alone" her daughter said with an innocent look in her eye and her mouth got big "Mommy is that why nana lives alone? She is messy isnt she?" Then her mom said "YES, That is Exactally Why she lives alone..And that is why we clean" Her daughter said "Mommy I like messy can I live with nana?"
Then her son was in bed he is almost 5 he didnt want to go to school, She tells him mom and dad will go to jail if he doesnt go. He looks at her and says "Thats okay nana will take me to visit you"
What are some funny things you have heard?
Then her son was in bed he is almost 5 he didnt want to go to school, She tells him mom and dad will go to jail if he doesnt go. He looks at her and says "Thats okay nana will take me to visit you"
What are some funny things you have heard?
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Lmao that would be crazy if the next time we go to the store she asks for a pump! I am not giving her n e ideas on that. :)
LMAO! Breastfeeding her doll! Does she pump as well? Gosh that's so funny! Kids are a frickin blast! DON'T BLINK because they don't stay little for long!
That is so freaking hilarious. Kids say the funniest things! My two year old is going through a mean stage every where we go if any one tries to talk to her she says i dont like these people. She also thinks that she needs to breast feed her doll lol
Love that song too! And yes you do...My friend told her hubby to suck it...and then her daughter said "uncle ben says that" then her son while playing on his I pad at age 4 didnt even look up at all says "NO Uncle ben says suck my ball$" like matter of factly not even batting an eye!!!
THEN i took my other friends kid to the bathroom a big lady with a tank top and short hair walks in, her daughter said, "Excuse me sir this is the girls bathroom you cant be in here" The lady said"I am a girl" her daughter said "LIAR!" Shes 5years old!!
THEN i took my other friends kid to the bathroom a big lady with a tank top and short hair walks in, her daughter said, "Excuse me sir this is the girls bathroom you cant be in here" The lady said"I am a girl" her daughter said "LIAR!" Shes 5years old!!
^^^I love that song!
The other night at the grocery store my daughter said, "mommy don't forget your wine." That doesn't look good. I only drink a glass of wine upon occasion and it's crazy to me that she would even think to say that! Kids are so perceptive and you have to really be careful with what you say / do around them!
The other night at the grocery store my daughter said, "mommy don't forget your wine." That doesn't look good. I only drink a glass of wine upon occasion and it's crazy to me that she would even think to say that! Kids are so perceptive and you have to really be careful with what you say / do around them!
Lmao... When my daughter was little we had the pastor and his wife over to our house... We were sitting around chatting and my daughter came in from the kitchen with a bottle of wine in her hands and asked the pastor if he "would like some Kool-Aid....It's mommies favorite!" OMG! Looking back its funny but it wasn't in that moment.... I LEARNED a HUGE lesson that day:
Driving through town just my boy and me
With a happy meal in his booster seat
Knowing that he couldn't have the toy
Till his nuggets were gone
A Green traffic light turned straight to red
I hit my breaks and mumbled under my breath
As fries went a flying and his orange drink covered his lap
Well then my four year old said a four letter word
That started with "s" and I was concerned
So I said son now where'd you learn to talk like that
Chorus one
He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
We got cowboy boots and camo pants
Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we dad
I wanna do everything you do
So I've been watching you
We got back home and I went to the barn
I bowed my head and I prayed real hard
Said Lord please help me help my stupid self
Then this side of bedtime later that night
Turning on my son's scooby doo nightlight
He crawled out of bed and he got down on his knees
He closed his little eyes, folded his little hands
And spoke to God like he was talking to a friend
And I said son now where'd you learn to pray like that
Chorus two
He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
We like fixing things and holding mama's hand
Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we dad
I wanna do everything you do
So I've been watching you
Bridge
With tears in my eyes I wrapped him in a hug
Said my little bear is growing up
And he said but when I'm big I'll still know what to do
Chorus three
Cause I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
Then I'll be as strong as superman
We'll be just alike, hey won't we dad
When I can do everything you do
Cause I've been watching you
Hey yeah.. uh huh
Driving through town just my boy and me
With a happy meal in his booster seat
Knowing that he couldn't have the toy
Till his nuggets were gone
A Green traffic light turned straight to red
I hit my breaks and mumbled under my breath
As fries went a flying and his orange drink covered his lap
Well then my four year old said a four letter word
That started with "s" and I was concerned
So I said son now where'd you learn to talk like that
Chorus one
He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
We got cowboy boots and camo pants
Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we dad
I wanna do everything you do
So I've been watching you
We got back home and I went to the barn
I bowed my head and I prayed real hard
Said Lord please help me help my stupid self
Then this side of bedtime later that night
Turning on my son's scooby doo nightlight
He crawled out of bed and he got down on his knees
He closed his little eyes, folded his little hands
And spoke to God like he was talking to a friend
And I said son now where'd you learn to pray like that
Chorus two
He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
We like fixing things and holding mama's hand
Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we dad
I wanna do everything you do
So I've been watching you
Bridge
With tears in my eyes I wrapped him in a hug
Said my little bear is growing up
And he said but when I'm big I'll still know what to do
Chorus three
Cause I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
Then I'll be as strong as superman
We'll be just alike, hey won't we dad
When I can do everything you do
Cause I've been watching you
Hey yeah.. uh huh
LMAO! Kids are soooooo funny! Better than ANY comedy you can see on T.V and if you wanna know the truth JUST ASK A KID! lol
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Another one, last Saturday I was sick (had a bad cold) and was on a steroid and antibiotic and it had my stomach really upset. Well we went to my BFF's house for a bday party and had to run to the bathroom as soon as we got there. Well while in there my 4 yrs old screams, " AHHHH, mommy, I don't want to smell your diarrhea!!!" I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Fun times!