Marijuana Found In Newfoundland.

[Mangee]

'Hello, is this the police office?'

'Yes. what can I do for you?'

I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...he's hiding marijuana
inside his firewood! Don't quite know how her gets it inside them logs, but
he's hiding it inside there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir'

The next day, twelve St.John's Police Officers descend on Jack's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.

'Hey Jack! This here's Floyd.... Did the police come?'

'Yeah!'

"Did they chop your firewwood?'

"Yep!'

'HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!'

( Them Newfies sure know how to get 'er done' )

[dominosarah]

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!

[beatingthis]

Ha! LOL!