for a good lauph

[bobby139]

Hay peeps, cant beliave I'm going to share this but thought you all might need a lauph on me.
Ok, to start- goodlooking guy lives next door,husband never home..last few yrs just fun flirtting, would never act on it just having fun...right,.... ok, as you know i feel terriable today, have chills so thought go get wood to put on fire, still in nite shirt, wind blowing hard, blowing hair around face so i cant see good, I look, goodlooking guy not home, so barefoot in nite shirt run out in wind and what snow we still have, wood next to fence, bend down to get wood, and i dont know but thur this i have had gas, so bending down, yes you got it, i farted, WHAT, i hear goodlooking guy lauph, i raise up so fast i hit my head on log that is stacked, drop the wood i have and turn around and there he is, at the fence lauphing and ask me if I'm ok.....what do i say, have flu, and ran in house............guess no more flirting lol.........so fire is out and I'm not getting wood, going to lay down forget the day and pull covers over head.....
Have a good day !

[bobby139]

can u beliave that i just kept talking about the fart even after he said that he didn't hear the dam thing?? My mind was saying shut up but then i could still hear the words coming out of my mouth....lol

[toxictome]

well...now that it has been a couple of weeks, and you found out he liked your cute butt hanging out of your nightshirt blowing in the wind...summer's back on!!!!  :D

this made me lol all over again!!!

[sadinmichigan]

it took me until today to find "the otherside" and you know what..I am LMAO

you go girl!!! he's probably more attracted to you now..

[confused456]

Still LMAO

[anran]

that is cool you can laugh at yourself and share it with others.  Now I don't feel so bad at wearing my shirt inside out this week

[Jacqui805]

Your story made me laugh too!  : )

[badeggs65]

ps..oh yea...the firewood....betcha anything the goodlooking guy did it to show you that its ok we all do it...lol............much love,   cindy

[badeggs65]

omg! i am a long time lurker around here....i don't post much , but this was too damn funny to pass up. just so don't feel so bad..i have been married it will be 24 yrs this coming june, and i have NEVER farted in front of my husband...well, after being married for around 15 yrs or so, he starts laughing and tells this story (after being on the subject of gas) to my two girls who were just young teens at the time..anyway, he's starts talking about us sleeping and then he hears something...it's me! apparently all that effort i have been pulling off not to fart in front of him has been coming out at night once i relax. so all this time he has been laughing at me in my sleep, i was so embarrassed. but it was a good laugh and we all still joke about it (in the immediately family of course) ...........much love...................cindy

[worried878]

ouch!  lol

[Jacqui805]

See that, I think y'all have your flirt on.

[GoingToMakeIt]

I am almost sure it was good looking sneaky neighbor guy.LMAO

[bobby139]

I took a nap right....when i woke up there was some wood stacked by my back door???
Soooo either my hubby came home and thought he'd be nice (dont know about that?)
Or it was goodlooking guy, it was prob. him afraid what he might see next, poor guy, scared for life lol

[GoingToMakeIt]

OK That was funny!! LMAO Good story.

[toxictome]

LMAO...I get more laughs w/ you on this damn forum....

"tell him to stay home!!"""  LOL

That was a GREAT story!!!!

Thanks...you can still lurk around the wood pile!!! ....just don't light a match or you will have a bonfire!!!!!   hehe

[bobby139]

I doupt it,...now he knows I look like **** with no make up and i wear my hubbies old t shirt around the house oh ya....and i fart...........going to be a boring summer :(

[Chi_Chi_Lover]

OMG, LMAO!!!!!!!!
He may like you more now

[taekwondo_fighter]

LOLOL  
thanks for sharing........

[nuredshuz]

LMAO ~~~  Im laughing out loud ~ my kids wanna know what im laughin at!!  They all came running over to my puter!  Thats just too funny!   Thats a good one~ thanks for sharing it~~peace

[Firefaery1023]

This is great!!  But I think you can still flirt with him.  Don't be too embarassed we all have these moments.  Thanks for the laugh.

[swtbreezie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I am laughing my butt off right now thanks I needed this!  The new vits and nutrients also make me gassy and it IS really embassing.  OMG how funny is this.
You rock girl!
swtbreezie

[road2recovery]

OMG----LMAO--thanks for the laugh...But sorry for the embarrassment..LOL
r2r

[Jacqui805]

Glad I'm not the only pig here....: )

[confused456]

LMFAO.....me too Jacqui!!!!!!!!

[Jacqui805]

OMG, that was a pi**!!  You had me at "I bent down to get wood"........