Men Never Listen

[NorcoQueenoftheUniverse]

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied.  
The flight attendant, aware of his predicatment, suggested he use the Attendants ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.....
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked respectively: WW    WA   PP   ATP
Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.  He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of warm water sprayed on his bare bottom.  He thougt, "Wow, these gals really have it nice."  So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button.  Body Temperature warm air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.  "Aha" he thought, "No wonder these woman take so long in the bathroom with these kind of services!"  So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation.  A soft disposible powder puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.  "Man, this is Great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button. When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off.  So in confusion, he buzzed the nurse to find out where he was and what had happened.  He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.  
The nurse explained, "Yes, You must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon
Removal button.  By the way, your penis is under your pillow.

[leeisgettingclean]

hahahaha lmfao!!! boy the end did hurt though!!!!!!

[whitie]

everything was fine.........till the end!!

[PromisedLand]

(cringes)