My New Truck

[tooter212]

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck

Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.


I returned to the dealer yesterday


Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.




'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.


The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'




'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

Came from the speakers.




Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.



I drove away happy, and for the next few days,

Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beach Boys,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.




This afternoon, some guy ran a red light

And nearly creamed my new truck ,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.




I yelled, '***#Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,

The President of the United States


Damn I love this truck....

[dominosarah]

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clean_in_ks]

I didn't read this until VERY late last night after being gone 9 hrs...I was SO pooped and hurting.....then I read this.  I have to admit, Tooter, you REALLY had me going at first...hahaha!  I got s*cked into thinking you REALLY DID have a new truck...LOL

Then came the punch line......I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the hoot, Toot!!  So glad you got that dang virus fixed cause I'd miss ya if you were gone :)

[Sonrissa]

That made me laugh really hard Tooter. Thanks! It's so nice to start my day with a good belly laugh.

Take care, Sweetie

[vicki595]

That's one great truck!!   HAHAHAHA!

[atthebeach]

Hahahababababa.lol. Wow, funny.
Thank you. I needed that.
Sounds like a perfect truck.