THE BRAIN

[NorcoQueenoftheUniverse]

Just some more fun for ya all to read......

THE BRAIN

The patient's family had gathered to hear what the specialist had to say.

"Things don't look good.  The only chance is a brain. transplant.  This is an experimental procedure.  It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you have to pay the costs yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

"For a MALE brain, $500.000.  For a FEMALE brain, $200.000."

Some of the younger MALE relatives tried to look shocked, but all the MEN nodded because they THOUGHT they understood.... A few actually smirked.

But the patients daughter was unsatisfied and asked;

"Why the difference in price between MALE brains and FEMALE brains?"

"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team.

"Womens brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."

[NorcoQueenoftheUniverse]

I KNOW some "men' who use there brains.... I'm married to one!  & I'm SOOOO lucky!

[narla]

I've had my first laugh for the day-If only it wasn't so true.Only joking I'm sure some men use their brain.

[NorcoQueenoftheUniverse]

Thanks Astray.. I thought it was pretty cute too!  (IF you're A WOMAN/FEMALE)

[Astray]

Not heard that one before, very good :)