Unusual Quotes.

[Mangee]

    
Here is a little game to keep your mind busy...

How many unusual quotes can you think of?

For instance Yogi Berra said,"when you come to a fork in the road, take it.

"It ain't over 'til it's over."

" Nobody goes there 'cause it's too
crowded."

"This is like deja vu all over again."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

Newfies saying," Stay where you're at 'til I come where you're to."

English scminglish,"Why harp on it if you can't play the harp?"

"The spoke on the wheel never spoke."

I was beside myself.

Let's see how many unusual quotes we can come up with.

  


    

[katieblue994]

It's not really a quote but a true story..Willie Nelson's record executive for his label had told him "Willie, I already told you 4 times we don't like that song. Willie replied "Well then I guess that makes me about 4 times behind on tellling you to kiss my ***!
I loved that and still laugh when I hear it. Hope it didn't offend anyone. But thats funny right there now. ha! ha!

[pattifan]

Albert Einstein- On hearing that his theory had been used to develop nuclear weapons:-

'If I had only known, I would have been a watchmaker'

[pillfree21]

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the people I can not change, the courage to change the one that I can, and the wisdom to know that it is me.  - Floyd Rose

"You will always find something you are looking for in the last place you look" -                                                                                                 Unknown

[mikchez]

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
George S. Patton

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
John Lennon

Possession isn't nine-tenths of the law. It's nine-tenths of the problem.
John Lennon

[jstntime]

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. ~~ Robert McCloskey


I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
~~Dave Barry

[Mangee]

The last time I got lost I didn't know where I was.

Yes, I believe I was there at the time it happened to me. ( Answer to a lawyer's question i.e." Were you there at the time of your accident?")

The mistake I made was in error.

I believe the answer to that is the answer I gave when I answered.

[flmagi]

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire
Genius always finds itself a century too early.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

[jstntime]

Hey Mangee!!!

I LOVE a good quote.  A couple of my favorites......

Never citicize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.......that way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes!!!

and

T'is better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho the rest of your life!!!  (personal experience with THIS one a few times ha ha)

Ok, one more.....

The face of a child can say it all.......especially the mouth part of the face!!!!

C'mon folks, dig them out!!!!!