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In case you need a laugh.
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband, protested but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need to spoil his having a good time by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping for about and hour, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
Since her huband did not know what her costume was, she decided to have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor dancing with every nice woman he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left off of the other woman and devoted himself to the nwe babe that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, because he was her husband.
Finally. he whispered a proposition into her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of an explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and she asked what kind of a time he had.
He replied,' Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.'
' Did you dance much?' she asked.
' I'll tell you,' he said. ' I never even danced one dance. When I got there I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...
He being a devoted husband, protested but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need to spoil his having a good time by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping for about and hour, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
Since her huband did not know what her costume was, she decided to have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor dancing with every nice woman he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left off of the other woman and devoted himself to the nwe babe that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, because he was her husband.
Finally. he whispered a proposition into her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of an explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and she asked what kind of a time he had.
He replied,' Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.'
' Did you dance much?' she asked.
' I'll tell you,' he said. ' I never even danced one dance. When I got there I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...
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