Pack Leader? Who am I kidding?

[ginger899]

Things my dog does that make me wonder if I am really a Pack Leader, or just brainwashed......

She pretends to pee when I let her into the garden at 11pm and all she wants to do is sleep (in my bed) I think: "I will walk her on the lead (which she hates) as long as it takes and show her who is in charge here" We have been known to walk till 12.30.......(Excuse me, I believe I'm the tiredest now...)

She encourages me to play frisbee in 8-10 degrees below freezing, even though I can hardly move for all the clothes I'm wearing, even when I have flu.....

She encourages me to greet the early morning with joy, though I didn't get to sleep till 4......

She happily leaves the frisbee in long wet grass so I have to retrieve it, and get my jeans soaking wet.....

If we are in the middle of a woods where I've never been before, and we're lost, I try to find my way out navigating by looking at the moss on trees. She just knows her way out, and looks at me as if I'm an idiot.....

She encourages me to boil chickens at 2 o clock in the morning.....

[ginger899]

I'm going to make her pull a dog-sled (help me fetch the firewood home) soon....that'll teach her who is Pack Leader!! (You're in the Army now kiddo...!)

[Red931]

You already know who runs the show around my house. I don't need to say anything else.

[katew888]

hahaha, Ginger, I feel ya.  The other night I got up out of bed to sleep on the couch because Wentworth "needed more space."

sigh.