Fluctuating genitals.

[Gingalicious]

I'm finding it quite difficult to find answers and or commonality online (Or in real life, not surprising in the world of males) and I'm not shy, a bit vulgar and have nothing to hide truly. Still, no commanality has been found here or there.
First off, I have a baby penis and testicles when limp. Its been like that my whole life. Didn't quite notice till I got old enough to do a urinal peek. I literally hold onto a small acorn to urinate most of the time. Its always been like that. For some odd reason downstairs it wants to stand and deliver normalcy for medical professionals. When aroused 6 1/2-7 inches, with some kiwis in tow, depending on just how arousing they are to me.
Though this issue hasn't quite caused any personal problems in my past 13 years outside of blocking it from view while taking a **** at a urinal or getting woke up to a "What the ..." by a female bedmate now and again in a state of confusion wanting another round and getting handsy before I'm conscious.
Recently though? Testicles have been behaving quite awkwardly. Actually have for the past 2-3 years.Tight as hell. Sometimes my scrotum just disappears completely, testicles right behind it, sucked up under my baby **** using the skin like a shield of sorts. It's like that constantly, and i can't blame the temperature. Wether I'm outside kicking around in snow or working in a humid 110 degree factory there's no change. High and tight and super condensed. Condensed is the best word for this constant fluctuation.
Also about 3 years I noticed what felt like a "Clog" in my right testicle. It alone seemed suppressed to me. (I'm a frequent masturbater minimum 3 to sometimes 20 times a day for like 20 years. Trust me I noticed this pain and by god did that testicle hurt after sex or anything that caused ejaculation. The pain in the right one subsided a year ago or so. I forgot about him, ol lefty to me has been carrying the load on his own in my mind 'hah' while righty just is this hardened do nothing after ejaculating every time.
More so recently. The past month, Right testicle still useless, left one though? Good lord, he and he alone rises so much to the occasion he leaves the scrotum during any and all ejaculation hiding upwards in my abdomen. Leaving righty home alone and useless. as a man
More or less my problem is with feeling atypical with what is going on downstairs as a man. Torn between hiding my limp member, or broadcasting my erection world wide. I can't find an explanation anywhere that doesn't lead to retraction, heat, atrophy etc...I'm kind of concerned about... like fertility, possible other medical conditions etc... Like I've said though, I've seen professionals and every things fine and dandy. While they examine me goods who put on their best behavior when I wish they'd act normal. I'm at a loss.