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398059 tn?1447945633

Talking to him

I find myself often times telling him to cut it out.  You know that mean ole MS dude.  The one that causes me to skat, yell, fall, get depressed,  feel all that pain stuff, experience all that forgetfulness, you know that mycolonial jerk of a guy.

I talk to him.  Did you know that MS has a male gender.
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572651 tn?1530999357
I often feel lost in space.  
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338416 tn?1420045702
Danger!  My hooks are flailing wildly!  ;-)
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398059 tn?1447945633
Danger Will Robinson, Danger.
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338416 tn?1420045702
Oddly enough my response to problematic symptoms - incapacitating vertigo, those weird myoclonic back jerks, the vibrating eyes - is to say "This isn't going to work!"  Which is odd.  Obviously it isn't going to work when I can't stand up or can't see.  I guess what I mean is that I'm not able to function.  I should just start saying "MALFUNCTION!" repeatedly in a robotic voice... at least the silliness would cheer me up.
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398059 tn?1447945633
I used some online translators and all disease are consider to be feminine nouns.

I disagree with them translators though.
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1312898 tn?1314568133
wow, that was fast Lu and oh so good.  Perhaps MS is one of those born with both sexual characteristics and is the full manifestation of the negative aspects of both which would make it a b-tch and a ba--ard.
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572651 tn?1530999357
Hmmmmmm.... i thought MS was a bi**h?  LOL
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